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Former Members Of Congress Seek Evidence of Alien Life, Their Own Continued Relevance
by Doktor Zoom
Six former members of Congress, two of whom you may actually have heard of if you don’t live in their state, are holding 30 hours of pretend “hearings” at the National Press Club this week on the important topic of what the U.S. Government really knows about the existence of extraterrestrials, according to a mostly [...]
Panty Prosecutor Wins, Evolution-Dumper Loses: Your Lesser Candidate Wrap-Up!
by Doktor Zoom
It occurred to us that we have not followed up on some very important electoral news: Namely, the fate of several candidates who nobody had ever heard of until they briefly shone in the “weird news” column, and then disappeared from view. What happened to those wackos with all their wackiness? Let it never be [...]
GOP Rep: Student Loans Will Lead To A Holocaust Run By German-Americans, Obviously
Way out in the western part of the great state of Maryland is a mountainous land that is mostly rural and white and working class, more Winter’s Bone than The Wire. This corner of the state has been represented approximately forever by Roscoe Bartlett, an 86-year-old Republican who has something of a reputation of being [...]
Roscoe Bartlett: Scientist, Engineer, Crazy Old Man
by Alex Pareene
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