Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon. [Veggie Dogs] MORE »

Adams Morgan is right behind the Herpes Triangle in terms of trashy, violence-prone STD-producing bars. It’s the perfect destination if all you want to do is drink a lot, dance provocatively with random strangers and leave your dignity behind for an evening. But just because you’re visiting one of the sleaziest destinations in the District, you still don’t have to put up with crap. Some disgusting bars can in fact be rather enjoyable. MORE »