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Listen To Bill Cosby’s Taped Confession. We Mean ‘Comedy’ ‘Routine’

With the jello and the pudding and the Quaaludes mashed up in the jello and the pudding.
Our pals at the Village Voice’s Running Scared blog have done some journalism: they have actually listened to Bill Cosby’s old albums, until they found a HILARIOUS bit about how AWESOME it would be to have a drug you could put in ladies’ drinks until they wanted to fuck you! (Or passed out, puking themselves, on a couch, while you fucked them. Six of one …) Read more on Listen To Bill Cosby’s Taped Confession. We Mean ‘Comedy’ ‘Routine’…
  pretend i'm dead

Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut

Photo courtesy Hundred Acre Wood P.D.
Here is a video of some dumb lady who is all like “date rape drugs meh nonsense sniff.” Cool, lady! Very good think-tanking, we are sure! I do not have fancy “numbers and facts,” but I* have been roofied three separate times! I could be all mad about it, like GRRR date rape drugs! But instead I choose to think of it as people just really wanting me to fuck me, even if I am covered in puke! Read more on Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut…
  jello?

Bill Cosby Pal Does Not See Why Bill Cosby’s 14 Rape Allegations Would Preclude A New NBC Show, No Big Deal

Fun story! If the allegations from, let’s see, carry the 1, FOURTEEN WOMEN are true, beloved entertainer Bill Cosby is a pig serial rapist. Like, the rape-rape kind. Like, over decades. Bill Cosby also has a show in development at NBC. Is this a problem? Of course this is not a problem. Read more on Bill Cosby Pal Does Not See Why Bill Cosby’s 14 Rape Allegations Would Preclude A New NBC Show, No Big Deal…
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Misunderstood Gentleman James O’Keefe Sues Former ‘Accomplice’ for Raping His Computer

Former James O’Keefe “accomplice” Nadia Naffe — no, not that former accomplice, a different one — has now come out with Part Two of her Erotic Suspense Thriller “The Night in the Barn,” and James O’Keefe, as any defamed and belibeled Christian gentleman would do, he is a-suin’! What does Nadia say happened that night in the barn? That James O’Keefe was a whiny, petulant manchild whose dander went up at her sexual rejection of him, possibly roofied her beer, wouldn’t leave the barn where she was to stay and then once she couldn’t walk abandoned her in said barn, showed back up only when she insisted he get her to a train station or she’d call the police, called all their mutual friends and said she was a filthy whore, and (at a different time) totally secretly taped sexings between him (?) and a Mystery Lady named Emma. What does Young Master O’Keefe say happened? Read more on Misunderstood Gentleman James O’Keefe Sues Former ‘Accomplice’ for Raping His Computer…
  to the pain

James O’Keefe Might Possibly Have a Problem With Women

The fine people at Mediaite have an excellent ‘splainer braiding together the threads of onetime James O’Keefe comrade Nadia Naffe, her harassment complaint against him, the “night in the barn,” her upcoming tell-all, and other assorted completely unhilarious doings. They are better men than your editrix, who can barely read Naffe’s original harassment complaint without a long pull of Pepto and a Silkwood shower. Read more on James O’Keefe Might Possibly Have a Problem With Women…