Tag: ronald reagan

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
He has special colors for each of the Two Corinthians

Trump To Be Sworn In Using Very Own Childhood Bible, Crayons

The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd

Fun 1959 Magazine Article Explains What To Do ‘When A Negro Moves Next Door’

Here's a time capsule of America's Ongoing Conversation About Race. Turns out the real problem is poor white renters!

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference

He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?

Idiots Demand LA Times Offer Bigots’ Perspective On Japanese Internment Camps, For ‘Balance’

Two letter writers to the LA Times explain Japanese internment was *good* -- and don't even mention the work of scholar Michelle Malkin? What is the right wing coming to?
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our white people learning?

Trump Idiot Says Muslim Registry Great Idea, Because Look How Well Japanese-American Internment Went

Some people insist on learning the wrong lessons from history.

If Loving Apartheid Is Wrong, Jerkoff Billionaire Peter Thiel Wants To Be Wrong

A libertarian doucheboy in the 80s defended apartheid? You don't say!

Hillary Clinton Did A Press Conference, Which Is Impossible Because She Doesn’t Do Those

Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...

Reagan’s Daughter All Like ‘Hey Trump, Remember That Time My Dad Got Shot?

You know what was pretty awkward? When Donald Trump insinuated the other day that maybe some Second Amendment People would have some way of dealing with Hillary Clinton if she became president and nominated pro-gun control justices to the...

President Obama Loves The Ladies, In The Feminist Type Way

Take a moment to bask in the knowledge that yes, for real, this is our president.
Poor Newt

Taste Of Trump On Newt Gingrich’s Tongue Goes Sour

Poor Newt! Has he fallen out of love with his erstwhile man-lover Trump?

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.