Tag: ronald reagan

Dennis Prager’s Fake ‘University’ Is Back, Lying Like A Common Trump U

Unlike Trump University, Prager U lies to you for FREE.

This Is What Chris Cillizza Got Paid More Than You To Do Yesterday

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CNN?

NRA Picks Oliver North As Next President. Libs Fuckin’ Triggered, Man

Why would the NRA pick a controversial figure like Ollie North? Why WOULDN'T it?

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

So THIS Is Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A ‘Fucking Moron’

It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.

A Shattered Trump Issues A Desperate Plea For Political Correctness In Comedy

Oh no, Donald Trump is OFFENDED!

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

That Time In 1964 When Dick Gregory, Peace Be Upon Him, Made The FBI Do Its Damn Job

Why are we marching against Nazis and the KKK in 2017? Here's one reminder.

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF

Go fuck yourself, Ghost Ronald Reagan!

Get Under Your School Desk, Here’s The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes

Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.

Trump Letting Mystery Businessmen Tell Him How To Run America, Like God Intended

If foxes aren't allowed to design the henhouses, how will we know they're a safe source of nutrition for foxes?

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off ‘Obamaphones’ For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies

It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative.

Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!

Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?