The teabagging controversy grows baggier by the hour, as pretty much every loser in 2006, 2008 and life in general is in a desperate battle to prove they started the tea-bag craze. Forgetting for a moment that the people who “started” the tea-party nonsense were actually greedy Englishmen of the British Empire’s colony of Taxachusetts way back in 1773, this is one thing we are going to totally give to the Paultards. They started it. We were there, man. We were there. MORE »

According to the official Paultard Blimp website, as of 10:42 this morning the blimp cause has drawn pledges totaling $474,175. It’s shocking enough that anyone would donate, say, more than zero dollars to start with, but the current sum is way above the $350,000 goal. It’s such a gross amount that the project’s leader is soliciting resumes for a paid position as “Blimp Treasurer.” You can apply right here.

Nick Farr, your Commenter General presence is required: Infiltrate the application process, earn the position and steal the 474,175 Liberty Dollars! Chop chop, soldier. [Ron Paul Blimp]