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RESTORING HONOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE 3:40 pm October 29, 2012

Brother Of George W. Bush Simply Does Not Care For Childish Cuss-Monger Barack Obama ‘Coarsening’ Presidency

Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor and brother of greatest US American president in the history of the world, George W. “W.” Bush, thinks one certain current US American president Barack Q. Nobummer is a childish 10-year-old child — a “boy,” if you will — who uses barnyard words like “bullshitter” and thus has demeaned [...]

QUIET ROOMS 12:00 pm August 31, 2012

Matt Taibbi Explains Why You Should Hate Mitt Romney Even More Than You May Have Hated Him Yesterday

by Kris E. Benson

Hello, Matt Taibbi, how are you making us hate Mitt Romney even more today than we did, say, yesterday (which is saying a lot since we had to sit through his forty minute speech about himself yesterday and also a slide show about him and his kids, blagh). But as you will soon discover, making [...]

WAR ALL THE TIME 3:37 pm March 28, 2011

Hot ‘Extremely Graphic’ Pixxx of U.S. Soldiers Murdering Afghan People

by Ken Layne

Wow, we are not even going to click through these, because we kind of remember the last several batches of “extremely graphic” pictures of U.S. troops and U.S. military contractors murdering and torturing Muslims in the various countries where America continues to murder and torture people, for Freedom. In fact, we’re going to cover our [...]

THE AARP INTERVIEW 10:38 am September 28, 2010

Obama Tells Rolling Stone Why Republicans Are So Lame

by Ken Layne

The military journal Rolling Stone has taken a break from its usual “all war all the time” Afghanistan/Iraq reporting to visit with the military’s president, Barack Obama, in Washington. Last time Obama had to deal with the army magazine was back in June, when Rolling Stone ‘tween cover boy Stanley McChrystal got in trouble for [...]

CLOWN SHOW 1:45 pm June 23, 2010

Liveblogging Barack Obama’s Televised Assault of Ex-Gen. McChrystal

by Ken Layne

UPDATE: MCCHRYSTAL IS FIRED. PETRAEUS REPLACES HIM. If George Washington was still commander in chief, Stanley McChrystal would be swinging from the gallows today. But no, we’ve got Barack Obama, who has to have scheduled meetings with everybody, while John Adams seethes in the hallway. And any moment now, Obama will step out to tell [...]

AMERICA'S NEW BENEDICT ARNOLD 1:13 pm June 22, 2010

What Is Going On With Our Imperial War In Afghanistan?

by Ken Layne

Robert Gibbs is on the teevee reading statements, about Afghanistan! Obama and Karzai had an iChat this morning and it was “very productive.” But what is the president’s reaction to all of these crazy Rolling Stone quotes? Well, says Gibbs, motherfucking Stanley McChrystal will have his skinny traitorous ass hauled before the President tomorrow and [...]

HA HA BITE ME 10:18 am June 22, 2010

Gov’t Employee Stanley McChrystal Gripes About His Bosses

by Josh Fruhlinger

The biggest story in the political universe this morning (other than Tim James’ concession, natch) comes to us courtesy of Rolling Stone magazine, which is apparently still being published! One of their dogged reporters was taken off the crucial Third Eye Blind beat to go to Afghanistan and hang out with the upper echelons of [...]

AMERICA'S PUNDITRY 3:00 pm July 8, 2008

Jonah Goldberg: Why Is Ex-Slave Barack Obama Trying To Reinstitute Slavery?

by Jim Newell

Dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb. That is one “dumb” for each paragraph of Jonah Goldberg’s Los Angeles Times column today. For the record, we did not expect it to be “good,” in the traditional sense — we didn’t expect to read it [...]

FLORIDA 12:50 pm December 21, 2007