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This is Danielle Savoy. She made $36k/year as a staff assistant to Rep Rodney Alexander, she loves Jager, she’s single, and she won’t answer any questions about what she did with the emails she was forwarded from the Louisiana Page who kicked off Cocktober Surprise. So she’s very discreet.

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Innocent teenage Pages weren’t the only ones wronged by Representative Mark “Slip those off” Foley. For a necessarily incomplete list of who’s fucked now, and why, check in after the jump.

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People are always asking us, “how do I get me some of that hot Republican Hill Staffer ass?” Yes, from time immemorial, lovelorn Democratic boys have wondered just how they can get into the god-fearing (but nicely fitting) pants of those oh-so-cute GOP staffers. Well boys, here’s your answer: kill your wife. MORE »

Thanks for all your guesses in response to yesterday’s blind item about a southern Republican congressman who has found himself in a bit of trouble. We won’t pass on the correctness or incorrectness of your guesses; we’ll just pass them along, with minimal comment.

Here was one of the better responses:

Oh God, oh God, oh God! Please, please, please let it be Jeff Sessions! And please let his mistress be John Cornyn!

Sorry to disappoint you, dear reader. But it can’t be Jeff Sessions, since he’s a senator rather than a representative. Points for creativity, though!

More guesses, after the jump.

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