Wonkette

• You may be excited about the Redskins beating the tar out of the Cowboys, but only one man had the guts to taunt a stadium full of Dallas fans. The sweetest $1,000 Darrell Armstrong ever spent. [Deadspin] MORE »

• Okay, hypothetically, if someone were going to blow up a Metro station. . . . [DCeiver]
• A bad month for DC bars: Forget Cap Lounge, Stoney’s is closing. [WP]
• Butterstick by any other name. [BBBS]
• Oh, dear: “You persuasive lobbyists. You got yourself some slick new magazines. New bench nominees. Even a new Barneys. Okay, okay. We hear you: The District is the place to be.” Or, uhm, Leesburg is. [Daily Candy via RRR]