Tag: robots

Anything besides hurricane news today? Yes! The Pentagon or the CIA or whatever corporation runs the robot death drone planes that constantly rain bombs...

Iowan princess Michele Bachmann will not rest until she has run out of insane speech explosions to perform in front of a camera. Here...

The forces of good and evil resume their bilious clouded swirl over the state of Wisconsin today as primary voters go to cast votes in...

Republicans and Democrats came together to oppose the renewal of the Patriot Act -- which lets the government do literally whatever it wants to...

If you went to high school in the past ten years, you may have seen an Ad Council poster hung somewhere that said you...

Big news on the technology front: A computer or some kind of Roomba or who knows is going to fight humans on teevee's JEOPARDY!...

It's a good thing America "calmed down" after the weekend massacres! Now we can get back to worrying about snow, dead animals everywhere, exploding...

You know how you know when a constant terror threat level alert is working? When people actually go so crazy that they start sending...

Praise Geezus, TLC found another meth-fueled megalomaniac desperate for reality teevee fame: Ted Haggard! America's most favorite megachurch megahypocrite will star in his very...

Whoa what even happened in the House of Representatives today? Those dudes are trying to prove they can read? Very fancy. Our special U.S....

What will the Terror Threat Level Alert-bot tell us today, about the challenges we all face? Ever since the Nobama Administration's WONK-bot TSA-1138 began...

All joking aside, we used to be able to understand at least one of the things Chuck Grassley was trying to say in his...

It's morning in America, for reals this time! The United States has finally honored its favorite sanitation robot that toiled for 800 years cleaning...

It's 1 a.m., and you are in Nevada (why are you in Nevada?). Anyway: You are drinking grain alcohol in bed, because that is...

Happy 9/11 airspace, everybody. And remember that if we don't fight them (our own robot drone bomb-droppin' planes) over there, we will surely have...

Important primaries are happening right now in Georgia, Connecticut, Minnesota and Colorado, which are states that have little in common except that their voting...

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