Tag: robots

Well, humanity, it was a nice ride, but it's over. Stephen Colbert brings us news of the end -- a computer program has finally...

Well, we thought this story from Politico was another of their hilarious Roger Simonesque fan-fics (like the time, unlinkable for now, when he had...

As the excitement (?) of Super Tuesday grips the nation the way a priest grips a young boy's scrotum, Rick Santorum's college fund for...

Here, via Operative/"Wonkette Guy" Garrett Quinn, is a photo of Mitt Romney after taking off all of his clothes and human skin. "TICKETS, TICKETS"...

Top honors will be given to a brave TSA Body Scanner machine at the Nashville airport for apprehending a sinister Dalek robot-monster that was...

Bad news for Mitt Romney, again, as always: Now that his only real competition is a charm coffin like Rick Santorum, the press has...

It was another day of thuggery on the Iowa campaign trail as Michele Bachmann's remaining followers mercilessly booed and taunted a sad gay robot....

Did they miss anything? Thanks to whoever suffered through two hours of GOP debate video to find the only word and the only name...

Every single day of the last miserable decade, the U.S. Military has pissed away more than $16 million in fraudulent contracts in Afghanistan and...

Anything besides hurricane news today? Yes! The Pentagon or the CIA or whatever corporation runs the robot death drone planes that constantly rain bombs...

Iowan princess Michele Bachmann will not rest until she has run out of insane speech explosions to perform in front of a camera. Here...

The forces of good and evil resume their bilious clouded swirl over the state of Wisconsin today as primary voters go to cast votes in...

Republicans and Democrats came together to oppose the renewal of the Patriot Act -- which lets the government do literally whatever it wants to...

If you went to high school in the past ten years, you may have seen an Ad Council poster hung somewhere that said you...

Big news on the technology front: A computer or some kind of Roomba or who knows is going to fight humans on teevee's JEOPARDY!...

It's a good thing America "calmed down" after the weekend massacres! Now we can get back to worrying about snow, dead animals everywhere, exploding...

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