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Army Of ‘Obamacons’ Set To Conquer Weakling McCain

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Hello robotHave you heard of these frightening creatures called “Obamacons”? They fold up into trucks and shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and they have terrifying names like “Chuck Hagel” and “Colin Powell.” But are they good or evil? That depends on whether or not you’re Robert Novak, who wrote a column or something about them today. MORE »