Tag: robin roberts

Ted Cruz Will Protect Gays By Letting Christians Discriminate Against Them More

You know there is that thing called "gay Republicans"? Yeah, it's pretty weird to us too. It's like, "Oh you only vote that way because you're white and you have money and your tax cuts are more important to...
She's all philosophical 'n' stuff

Sarah Palin Waiting For God To Tell Her What To Quit Next

Sarah Palin's on a book tour for her Very Own Crappy Bible what she wroted herself, and Tuesday was her day to pitch it on ABC's Good Morning America, where host Robin Roberts asked the half-term quitter the question...

Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts Comes Out, Enlists in War On Marriage

Man, have we mentioned what a fanfuckingtastic year it was to be gay in 'Merica? It was! It still is! Hell, we even gayed up Utah. And now we've managed to force another high-profile celebrity to enlist on the...

Ann Romney To Simper And Smirk And Make Love To Us All As Guest Host Of Good Morning America

Set the recorders on your infernal machines, America! Egg Romney is trying to seduce you! On Oct. 10, which is next Wednesday, she will show us all the charm and grace she has heretofore mislaid somehow (it was terribly...