robert menendez

I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS 12:32 pm March 21, 2013

Disgraced Jailbird Jack Abramoff Takes Rightful Place As Matthew Boyle’s Voice Of Moral Authority

Whey-faced tube of cookie dough Matthew Boyle, ace staff reporter at Corpse Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Resting Place, has quite the scoopy scoop today. As faithful readers know, Boil Boyle has been hot on the trail of New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez (D-Of Course) and some shenanigans what he done maybe got up to involving a [...]

WHICH ONES ARE THE PROSTITUTES AGAIN? 4:00 pm March 18, 2013

AP Scoop: Dominican Republic Hookers in Menendez Story Were Not Trustworthy After All

by Gary Legum

Like a middle-aged man in the grip of a Viagra-fueled sex spree, this whole “Did New Jersey Senator Robert Menendez (D-Sexytimes) Sex Up Some Underage Hookers In The Dominican Republic” story just keeps on keepin’ on! Just to recap: not long before the November election, chipmunk-faced ace reporter Matthew Boyle broke the shocking news that [...]

ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING 5:24 pm November 17, 2012

Panty Prosecutor Wins, Evolution-Dumper Loses: Your Lesser Candidate Wrap-Up!

by Doktor Zoom

It occurred to us that we have not followed up on some very important electoral news: Namely, the fate of several candidates who nobody had ever heard of until they briefly shone in the “weird news” column, and then disappeared from view. What happened to those wackos with all their wackiness? Let it never be [...]

KARL ROVE 8:16 am December 12, 2005