Let’s just get it out of the way: The guy in Mitt Romney’s new ad has the last name of “Gay.” Romney supports the Gays, hates Jesus, v. v. bad. But let’s move on to the, ahem, thrust of my reaction to this 30-second spot: Is this the best shit Romney can think of now? He somehow — because it goes unexplained — saved this dude’s daughter in Manhattan? Running around with a flashlight or some such? Totally Gay. [MittRomney.com]