* If all the cool kids were getting up at the crack of noon, getting wasted and tooling around their cities in stolen shopping carts, wouldn’t you want to, also? Now you can. Saturday brings us the Idiotarod, 2pm, at the Front Page in Dupont Circle. Rationalizations provided by the fact that it’s all for charity. Follow me to register or learn more. MORE »

Livejournal’s Daily Show bulletin board has great, great news: the affable faux-news program’s Senior Pregnancy Correspondent, Samantha Bee, has finally given birth to her very own Wee Bee. MORE »