North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, who supported Hillary Clinton when she was still alive and famously called Obama a “pansy,” which the media assumed meant “fag,” is suddenly in league with this same fag, as demonstrated by this terrorist fist jab they shared at a North Carolina rally yesterday. Look at the gal in the muu-muu, walking away. She knows what’s up. The rally was literally lined with dangerous roaster chickens. [YouTube]

Because of the damn terrorists, hobos will now have to take off the roaster chickens they use as footwear before boarding planes. In the Chicago area last Friday, a “motorist” noticed a whole roaster chicken, presumably on the road, stuffed not with innards or stuffing or golden trinkets, but with an IED, to blow up America. The bomb was defused by Authorities, and it’s a damn good thing — apparently that was one of those “unfriendly” bombs that hurts people: “Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was ‘capable of causing harm to a person.’” Do not eat Roaster Chickens, ever. [Chicago Sun-Times]