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You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina,...

When you kick off your professional life with a cool one million dollars from Daddy (which you, laughably, characterized as a "small loan") and...

Everybody pull out your glitter guns and your streamers, because John Kasich The Moderate Huggy Cuddlebear wants to throw a party for all the...

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of...

"WHAT?!" That is what you are saying right now, because you are confused as to why we are talking about "Marco Rubio" and his...

You will not believe this, but the man-children running for the GOP presidential nomination have been caught saying lies! Remember how a long time ago,...

The US Capitol -- and the White House too! -- is on lockdown just because someone decided to exercise their Second Amendment all over...

We keep telling you Ohio Gov. John "Look at me, I'm so moderate!" Kasich is a terrible rotten standard-issue rightwing extremist Republican butthead. But...

What in the name of Buckeye Chuck (official groundhog of Ohio, #statefact) is John Kasich yipper-yappering about now? Oh, just the tyranny, of things...

As we inch ever closer to White Riot 2016 (hellllooooo Cleveland!), Republicans are sweating balls and bullets and gross glops of GOP sweat to...

After his astonishing unexpected upset of an 11-point landslide victory in Ohio Tuesday night, Ohio Gov. John Kasich is convinced he is this close to stealing...

The Never Trump Republicans have a new plan to stop the Donald from ruling their world with an iron fist and a giant pair...

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-The Genteel South) does not like Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz, of course, but Lindsey? He really don't like Ted Cruz. It's uncouth...

When Donald Trump sends his rage-fueled idiot-ass supporters to the Republican National Convention, he's not sending the best America has to offer. He's sending...

It's a new day in America, because Donald Trump said so, and it's time for the Republicans to act sweet and come together so...

Poor deeply depressed David Brooks. The New York Times columnist continues his embarrassing public display of utter despair at the decline of his beloved...

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