Tag: rnc

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Lying GOP Liar Brags About How Anti-Tim-Kaine Ad Evokes Willie Horton, Then Denies It, Is Liar

Rarely is the question asked: Is our GOP advertisements learning?

Hillary Clinton Did A Press Conference, Which Is Impossible Because She Doesn’t Do Those

Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...

Is It Time For The Press To STFU About Hillary Clinton’s Press Conferences?

SPOILER: The answer is yes.

Five Reasons We Made Up Why Greta Van Susteren Just Peaced Out Of Fox News

Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.

Donald Trump Sure Likes To Exploit Illegal Immigrants When They’re Sexxxy Young Models! (Allegedly)

Sounds like lots of Trump's models worked in America illegally, and he literally made money off screwing them. Would Donald Trump really do such a thing???
Really? That's something people do? That's not what I hear.

Donald Trump Wonders Why He’d Want To ‘Get Out The Vote.’ Is That Even A Thing?

Shouldn't the vote just love Donald Trump tremendously and bigly, and come directly to him?
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Scott Baio Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him For Loving Trump, HE DOESN’T CARE, SHUT UP!!!

How many times can Scott Baio say he doesn't care in one interview? A WHOLE MANY TIMES.
Ew gay.

Breitbart And Stupidest Man On Internet Can’t Stop Posting Fake-Ass Trump Rally Pictures

It's weird how all Trump rallies look like Cleveland Cavaliers celebrations.
Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Is George W. Bush In The Tank For Crooked Hillary Clinton? We Are Just Asking.

Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE.