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Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!

Paul Ryan just needs this ashtray. And this paddle game. This ashtray and this paddle game.

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that...

There's a battle of halfwits going on right now, Donald Trump and the pinchable face cheeks of House Speaker Paul Ryan.

You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina,...

When you kick off your professional life with a cool one million dollars from Daddy (which you, laughably, characterized as a "small loan") and...

Everybody pull out your glitter guns and your streamers, because John Kasich The Moderate Huggy Cuddlebear wants to throw a party for all the...

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of...

"WHAT?!" That is what you are saying right now, because you are confused as to why we are talking about "Marco Rubio" and his...

You will not believe this, but the man-children running for the GOP presidential nomination have been caught saying lies! Remember how a long time ago,...

The US Capitol -- and the White House too! -- is on lockdown just because someone decided to exercise their Second Amendment all over...

We keep telling you Ohio Gov. John "Look at me, I'm so moderate!" Kasich is a terrible rotten standard-issue rightwing extremist Republican butthead. But...

What in the name of Buckeye Chuck (official groundhog of Ohio, #statefact) is John Kasich yipper-yappering about now? Oh, just the tyranny, of things...

As we inch ever closer to White Riot 2016 (hellllooooo Cleveland!), Republicans are sweating balls and bullets and gross glops of GOP sweat to...

After his astonishing unexpected upset of an 11-point landslide victory in Ohio Tuesday night, Ohio Gov. John Kasich is convinced he is this close to stealing...

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