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Trump/Nixonian hatchet-man organizes fight between man-babies backstage at the RNC.
How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.
Meghan McCain was really disappointed the GOP Convention was so friendly to Hillary Clinton. Hmm.
President Obama also says he didn't have time to watch the RNC, due to "busy." What, was he on an important vacay or something?
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What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?
Credit where credit is due.
We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.
Jonah Goldberg is in this bar right now but we haven't decided how to sexxxily start a conversation yet.
Al Baldasaro -- a former New Hampshire state rep and retired Marine Sergeant whose job it is to advise Donald Trump on veteran's affairs...
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Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly...