Tag: rnc

ANDREA MITCHELL WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS TO HER QUESTIONS, PLEASE, THANKS AND FUCK YOU

Hero journalist of the day, and also, your open thread!

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!

The RNC Has Nothing But Love For Russia. Your Wonkagenda For December 12, 2016

Trump's team doesn't believe it's own intel, Rick Perry might get a new job, and China has some explosive thoughts about Taiwan.

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Lying GOP Liar Brags About How Anti-Tim-Kaine Ad Evokes Willie Horton, Then Denies It, Is Liar

Rarely is the question asked: Is our GOP advertisements learning?

Hillary Clinton Did A Press Conference, Which Is Impossible Because She Doesn’t Do Those

Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...

Is It Time For The Press To STFU About Hillary Clinton’s Press Conferences?

SPOILER: The answer is yes.

Five Reasons We Made Up Why Greta Van Susteren Just Peaced Out Of Fox News

Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.

Donald Trump Sure Likes To Exploit Illegal Immigrants When They’re Sexxxy Young Models! (Allegedly)

Sounds like lots of Trump's models worked in America illegally, and he literally made money off screwing them. Would Donald Trump really do such a thing???
Really? That's something people do? That's not what I hear.

Donald Trump Wonders Why He’d Want To ‘Get Out The Vote.’ Is That Even A Thing?

Shouldn't the vote just love Donald Trump tremendously and bigly, and come directly to him?
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 12, 2016

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