Tag Archives: riverside

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California Gets In On Hot Fun Screaming-At-Brown-Babies Action

Turns out Virginia isn’t the only commonwealth thingie that likes to scream about crime and brown babies. The hippie-dippy lovechildren fruits and nuts in California (just kidding, Riverside isn’t really California) would like to scream about crime and brown babies too! But they have added an extra frisson of California Nice, actually blocking the brown babies’ buses, while waving flags and chanting USA! and acting, in general, in a manner befitting a bunch of fucking asshole soccer hooligans. Psst, Kalifornien, your fascist is showing! Read more on California Gets In On Hot Fun Screaming-At-Brown-Babies Action…
  just build a wall around los angeles and be done with it

Southern California County Supervisor Decides It’s Time to Secede

“Divided we win” or whatever: Riverside County Supervisor Jeff Stone is tired of all of California’s terrible unsolvable debt problems, welfare queens, crappy public schools and those annoying “greenhouse gas regulations” keeping everyone in Los Angeles alive. So he proposes to partition California into Northern and Southern, with LA officially joining Northern California because of all its libruls and poors. Stone wants Riverside, San Diego and Orange County to break off and form their own SoCal state of angry white olds: Read more on Southern California County Supervisor Decides It’s Time to Secede…
 

A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr.

On April 4, 1967, Martin Luther King Junior delivered a famous speech at Riverside Church in New York City, his first to overtly tackle the Vietnam war. This was exactly — to the day — a year before he was shot and killed. He didn’t like the direction in which America was heading, and today we celebrate his birth by letting a bunch of people take days (you) or half-days (me) off from work. So maybe ponder these words from Riverside as you watch another Dr., like Dr. Phil, on the teevee. As you kill the day: Read more on A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr….