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Posts Tagged ‘RINOs’

CARTOON VIOLENCE

History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

Friday, November 6th, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon
Generally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections — you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It’s even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast their ballots when it’s a year that’s an even number that isn’t divisible by four, and when we’re talking odd-numbered years, well, you can just totally forget about that. I realize that all this math is way, way beyond what most Americans can handle, and yet through some instinct, they can distinguish; my theory is that they can tell how important an election is by the volume of the shouting from the glowing picture-box in the living room. Anyway, despite widespread apathy, there were several elections yesterday, and so, by Journalism Law, a few unlucky cartoonists were forced to briefly stop drawing insightful Balloon Boy cartoons to deal with them. After the jump: the goriest political cartoon in human history. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

It’s Time For A Real Republican Candidate

Thursday, October 18th, 2007


Tired of wishy-washy abortionists, Mexican-loving RINOs and slick weirdos who worship the wrong god? Do you want a true Jesus-loving GOP nutcase in the White House again? Here is your savior, America!

A Real Republican Returns [YouTube]