Tag: RINOs

Good morning, Wonke-RINOS. Haha just kidding, you are not RINOs, you are not even Republicans, pfffffft. (Unless you are, in which case have we...

Kentucky's a hell of a drug. Extra-crispy wingnut Matt Bevin was too crazy even for Republican primary voters to send him to the Senate...

A super SEXCITING thing happened on Capitol Hill on Thursday. Yes, Hillary Clinton became president during the Benghazi hearing, doy, but we're talking about the other sexciting thing:...

It's time to meet our new best friend, aren't you excited, Wonketariat? Her name is Kay Daly, and she is running for Congress in the...

What a silly news day it has been, what with learning that Future Permanent Queen Of America Hillary Clinton still has to load one...

You know who is a tough guy? Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is a tough guy, and you know this is true, because in...

Steve Schmidt, the political adviser who suggested that John McCain choose a fresh new face from Alaska as his running mate, now says he...

Here’s an interesting question: what if one of America’s oldest and greatest cities was covered in ocean water and subjected to a once-in-a-lifetime style...

Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming's lone Congressman and then its senator, he was...

He looks like Reagan, he acts like Reagan, and now you know that Barack "Barry" Obama is Reagan, as proven by this 1964 political...

What is ruining America for middle-aged white guys who drive monstrous pickup trucks around the Ozarks thanks to the oil from Islamofascist dictatorships? Oh,...

Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it's tuned to Fox News. But what...

America's new Ted Kennedy, Senator Scott Brown, just can't stop himself from enraging the tri-corner Internet lamers who rallied nationwide to help him defeat...

A pathetic, amoral piece of garbage who is utterly terrified of losing his fat-cat Senate privileges, that's John McCain: "I believe we must repeal...

A certain nude senator from the state of Taxachusetts wowed the Tea Party Nation with his non-Martha-Coakleyness, which was enough to get him elected,...

By the Comics CurmudgeonGenerally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections -- you know, the ones with years divisible...

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