Tag Archives: RINOs

  we've created a monster

Tough Guy Mitch McConnell Gonna Punch All Those Tea Party Bullies POW Right In The Nose

You know who is a tough guy? Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is a tough guy, and you know this is true, because in a conference call with Karl Rove and other RINOs, he said why, why, he’s agonna stand up to all them teabullies like Ted Cruz and Mike Lee and punch em POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! Someone who was on that conference call hates Mitch McConnell and loves Ted Cruz, obviously, or they would not be transmitting seeeekrit information to noted Tea Party toady Matthew Boyle, of Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Home for A Christmas Story Bully Sidekick Impersonators. Read more on Tough Guy Mitch McConnell Gonna Punch All Those Tea Party Bullies POW Right In The Nose…
  and you may say to yourself 'my god! what have I done?!'

McCain Aide Very Very Sorry He Unleashed Sarah Palin ‘Freak Show’ Upon U.S. America

Steve Schmidt, the political adviser who suggested that John McCain choose a fresh new face from Alaska as his running mate, now says he has “deep regret” for his role in helping to bring on the “freak show that’s been running wild for four years” in American politics. So, yeah, apology accepted. Now here’s a broom, buddy. Get to cleaning up. Wait, you’ll need this hose. And this bleach… Read more on McCain Aide Very Very Sorry He Unleashed Sarah Palin ‘Freak Show’ Upon U.S. America…
  sorry megs mccabe you're still dead to us

Megan McCain Wants to Know if Her Party Will Betray God, Acknowledge Existence of Climate Change

Here’s an interesting question: what if one of America’s oldest and greatest cities was covered in ocean water and subjected to a once-in-a-lifetime style weather event because the moon happened to be full when a tropical hurricane drifted north and collided with an arctic storm? If that happened, do you think that the GOP might want to stop pretending that climate change doesn’t exist? This is what “political analyst” Megan McCain wants to know. (Yes, the Hill actually refers to her as “political analyst” Megan McCain.) Anyway, can we stop pretending we don’t believe in anthropogenic climate change, GOP, is what she wants to know? And the answer is OF COURSE NOT, DUH. Read more on Megan McCain Wants to Know if Her Party Will Betray God, Acknowledge Existence of Climate Change…
  grumpy old men

Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans

Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming’s lone Congressman and then its senator, he was about as conservative as Republicans got — save a Jesse Helms here and an old Strom there. It’s not like he was ever Linc Chaffee, you dig? And now he’s so old and mean to the poor GOP, calling them out for being batshit aggressive and (simultaneously) giant pussies afraid of Grover Norquist. He’s a fun get, is what we’re saying. [NewsBusters] Read more on Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans…
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Final Proof Barack Obama Is Republican

He looks like Reagan, he acts like Reagan, and now you know that Barack “Barry” Obama is Reagan, as proven by this 1964 political campaign button that is actually referencing 1960s’ heartthrob Barry Gibb Barry Goldwater. Click for the giant version to print out and tape under your desk! Read more on Final Proof Barack Obama Is Republican…
  rhinoceros in name only

Republican Pickup Truck Owner Fears Rhinoceros Attack In Missouri

What is ruining America for middle-aged white guys who drive monstrous pickup trucks around the Ozarks thanks to the oil from Islamofascist dictatorships? Oh, the usual: President Obama, “the news media,” and higher education. Also, beware of “rhinos,” also. Thanks to Wonkette operative “Will Ferrell.” Read more on Republican Pickup Truck Owner Fears Rhinoceros Attack In Missouri…
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Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now

Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it’s tuned to Fox News. But what happens when Fox News talks about Sarah Palin and it’s not in the religiously masturbatory way they do at Team Sarah? Is Fox News starting to HIDE the truth that Sarah Palin is your best friend and a national hero who speaks the word of God Himself? YES, Fox News has “gone RINO.” “Frankly I hate the Fair and Balanced pretense they pull ever day,” writes USMCOoorah. “If I want liberal sided opinion it’s everywhere, I don’t want Fox injecting it into my viewing pleasure. ruining my viewing pleasure.” Gross! Stop injecting that liberalism into his pleasure! He just wants slow motion video of a pregnant Sarah Palin 24/7. Read more on Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now…
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Scott Brown’s Facebook Fans Are FURIOUS At Scott Brown Again

America’s new Ted Kennedy, Senator Scott Brown, just can’t stop himself from enraging the tri-corner Internet lamers who rallied nationwide to help him defeat some Democrat lady who didn’t even really try to win. Brown’s latest treachery was voting to stop Republicans from preventing passage of the middle-of-the-road Financial Regulation bill. HOW COULD HE DO THIS WE THOUGHT HE LOVED THE REAL PRO-AMERICA AMERICA, etc. Let’s see how his “Facebook Wall” is standing up to the great patriotic Internet Lamer assault of July 2010. Read more on Scott Brown’s Facebook Fans Are FURIOUS At Scott Brown Again…
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John McCain Will Repeal Health Care Reform, Through Magic, If You Send Him Money

A pathetic, amoral piece of garbage who is utterly terrified of losing his fat-cat Senate privileges, that’s John McCain: “I believe we must repeal this bill immediately. I am currently working in every way possible on your behalf to accomplish this. However, I am facing a tough reelection campaign. If I am not reelected this year, I cannot fight for our shared values in the Senate. That’s why your immediate donation of any amount is so critical. Your urgent support will enable me to continue our fight against this terrible bill.” Read more on John McCain Will Repeal Health Care Reform, Through Magic, If You Send Him Money…
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Naked Scott Brown To Campaign For John McCain!

A certain nude senator from the state of Taxachusetts wowed the Tea Party Nation with his non-Martha-Coakleyness, which was enough to get him elected, but ever since then he has been SELLING OUT. Exhibit A: his outrageous vote for the jobs bill, which might someday result in actual employment for the lamers who currently spend their days angrily Tweeting about what a SELLOUT he is. Exhibit B: his support for a so-called Republican senator from Arizona, who is the widely acknowledged King of RINOS. Read more on Naked Scott Brown To Campaign For John McCain!…
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History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

By the Comics CurmudgeonGenerally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections — you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It’s even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast their ballots when it’s a year that’s an even number that isn’t divisible by four, and when we’re talking odd-numbered years, well, you can just totally forget about that. I realize that all this math is way, way beyond what most Americans can handle, and yet through some instinct, they can distinguish; my theory is that they can tell how important an election is by the volume of the shouting from the glowing picture-box in the living room. Anyway, despite widespread apathy, there were several elections yesterday, and so, by Journalism Law, a few unlucky cartoonists were forced to briefly stop drawing insightful Balloon Boy cartoons to deal with them. After the jump: the goriest political cartoon in human history. Read more on History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form…
 

It’s Time For A Real Republican Candidate

Tired of wishy-washy abortionists, Mexican-loving RINOs and slick weirdos who worship the wrong god? Do you want a true Jesus-loving GOP nutcase in the White House again? Here is your savior, America! A Real Republican Returns [YouTube] Read more on It’s Time For A Real Republican Candidate…