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Rihanna’s Boobs Lift Us Up Where We Belong

What has HappyNiceTimePeople’s new editor-in-chief, Sara Benincasa (THAT’S ME!), been doing over there at our sister site? Oh, you know, stuff. We chilled you out with a totally chill British lady doing mind wizarding or whatever. Read more on Rihanna’s Boobs Lift Us Up Where We Belong…
  nobody does it better makes me feel sad for the rest

Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music

Let’s be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who you are. Whether it is  Suzanne Venker concern trolling the ladies and telling them that if they just weren’t so angry all the time, the mens would marry them or K-Lo sucking all the joy out of sex because she’s not going to suck anything else, there is a veritable empire of ways other ladies can tell you what to do. Those ladies are great at what they do, don’t get us wrong, but no one – NO ONE – bashes the wimmenz more creatively than the O.G. culture scold Camille Paglia. The convoluted sentences! The out-of-nowhere references to, say, Catullus! You know what? It is better if we just show you. Take it away Camille: Read more on Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music…
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Obama Cares More About Dumb Skip Gates Than Every Woman On Earth, Combined, + Rihanna

Well it is ABOUT TIME someone spoke out about Obama’s malicious treatment of Rihanna that night like a year ago when her boyfriend, Rihanna’s Boyfriend, hit her. And look, we already have the Daily Beast, explicitly designed for the publication and promotion of such a crucial polemic: Read more on Obama Cares More About Dumb Skip Gates Than Every Woman On Earth, Combined, + Rihanna…
  your week in music

Bukkake Party Tonight

Friday, Feb. 13: Talib Kweli, one of underground hip-hop’s most notorious MCs, plays Sonar tonight in Baltimore. Jean Grae, a female rapper from NYC by way of Cape Town, opens. [Sonar] Read more on Bukkake Party Tonight… Read more on Bukkake Party Tonight…