• Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday — Barack Loot — and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [Think Progress]
• Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [HuffPost]
• REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune’s “Protect Yourself From Homos” amendment is added to the hate crimes bill, which will probably be voted on tomorrow. [RedState]
• David Vitter might lose his seat in 2010 for not having enough hooker sex. [TPM]
• Andrew Sullivan’s substitute write-in zombie performs a voluntary Rickroll. [Andrew Sullivan]

Via everybody, but especially Balloon Juice and Andrew Sullivan and whoever finally brought this dark truth to light, here is the video that will ruin Obama’s campaign. You shouldn’t have given up, Hillary. And congratulations to President elect John McCain. [YouTube]