• May 28, 2012

rick warren

YOUR FATHER'S OLD AND DAMNED YEAH

Maverick McCain Won’t Sit In Jesus’ Silence Cone

by Ken Layne  12:46 pm August 18, 2008

We sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his “straight talk” limo watching porn instead of humbly contemplating the Terrible Mystery of Jebus within Rick Warren’s meth-massage Silence Cone. But how is [...]

CHRISTBLOGGING

Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church Chat

by Ken Layne  11:29 pm August 16, 2008

Oh good gravy there is a special election event at the world-famous giant suburban church somewhere. Let us pray about our purpose-driven liveblogging, which could happen, IF THE LORD WILZ IT. Oh it’s starting maybe, let’s find out if it’s on teevee, and who will be president of 22,000 bored people in “Lake Forest, California,” [...]

MISSIONARIES

Let Them Eat Purpose

by wonkette  5:36 pm August 17, 2005

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