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Well, shoe horns and suck a penis, what have we here? Why, it's another study about how terrific Obamacare is. But haven't we already...

We were worried for a moment there that after last week’s absolute and undeniable perfection, Yr Florida Roundup would have nowhere to go but...

Good morning/afternoon/whenever the Wonkette overlords click PUBLISH! This week’s Roundup is brought to you from our couch, because it is way too fuckin’ hot...

Greeting, Wonketteers. Are you ready to take a well-deserved break from your buttsechs gay marriage orgies and sojourn with me down to Your Very...

The highest court of unelected activist judges in the whole Us of America declared, for the second time, that Obamacare haters need to hush...

Hooray! Woot! Wheeeee! YESSSSS! All the sounds of celebration! The Supreme Court once again has said that yes, Obamacare is legal and constitutional and...

Florida, being a state with basement-level IQs (but no basements), does its fair share to compete in the Darwin Awards. And this week is...

Let us take a break from the perpetual celebration of the arrival of Editrix Jr., our future overlord, peace be upon her, to remind...

Greetings, Wonketeers, from America’s Sam’s Cola, a state so strange and wondrous that all kinds of people are just dying to move here, and...

No one could have imagined that any state would be stupid enough or evil enough -- or both! -- to turn down free money...

  Is there an image that better sums up Florida? No, there is not. The story behind this is quite sad — two young girls were...

Florida is having quite a dumb fight right now, simply because gross reptile Gov. Rick Scott refuses to take federal money to pay for...

It’s been a banner week for Florida Man, that marvelous, mystical creature that haunts our waking dreams and provides us with an endless supply...

Need another reason to hate Florida's governor with the fire of a thousand suns melting the ice caps to drown the state, even though...

Florida , noun: 1) A callous, avaricious swampland of greed and dumb run by bible-thumpers and hucksters the state’s residents aren't smart enough to...

It might be illegal to say "CLIMATE CHANGE" in Florida, but that's not stopping President Obama from going there to say "CLIMATE CHANGE" a...

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