Tag: rick scott

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018.

Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane

Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!

Snitches Get Stitches. Wonkagenda For March 8, 2018

Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.

A Wonkette Pat On The Head For … Rick Scott’s Proposed Gun Reforms? Huh!

Rick Scott's plans start out fucking stupid, but then get pretty okay!

Look At Your Teenagers, America. Be PROUD Of Your Teenagers, America!

Will you just look at these terrific kids?

Let’s Remember Why We’re All Yelling About Guns Again

We can't let this keep happening.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Ryan Zinke Says No Oil Rigs At Mar-a-Lago, For Science Reasons He Definitely Did Not Just Make Up

Other states don't have all that 'geology' getting in the way.

Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Exempts Florida From Offshore Oil Drilling Plan For Some Mar-A-Lago Reason

Special favors? In the Trump administration? Shut the front door!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of ‘ICE PENIS’

Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.