Tag: rick santorum

Never Forget

Rick Santorum To Bring Word Of God And/Or Rick Santorum To Heathen CNN

All out of frothy jokes.

Rick Santorum Is Worried Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson Might Love The Environment Too Much

Of all the concerns a reasonable person might have about Donald Trump installing Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil, as secretary of State, the fact that he might just love the environment too much is probably not one of them!...

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Rick Santorum Will Not Go Down Without A Fight

Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.

Rick Santorum As Purty IRL As He Is On The Television

Jonah Goldberg is in this bar right now but we haven't decided how to sexxxily start a conversation yet.

Log Cabin Republicans Shocked (Shocked!) At The GOP’s Gay-Hating Platform

Perhaps their log cabins have no windows?

Every Word Of Paul Ryan’s Thoughtful, Sober, Bipartisan New Ad Is A Hilarious Lie

Paul Ryan is making mouth sounds again claiming to be soooo bipartisan, and thoughtful, and not like those other dicks in the Republican party and the House, which he is the head of. Paul Ryan doesn't hate poor people...
Nothin's gonna stop him now... oh, shoot.

Poor Forgotten Jim Gilmore (Who?) Can’t Even Be GOP Convention Delegate, Awwww

You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, George Pataki (who?), Lindsay Graham, Bobby Jindal,...

Pope Foot Fetish Can’t Stop Washing Dirty Muslim Feets

It's Holy Week! Easter's coming, the chocolate bunnies are doing fertility to each other's bunny-ginas, the Christs are 'bout to BRB, and Pope Nice-Nice AKA Francis is hunkered over washing up some feet again, like a common Jesus of...
Didn't we just do this?

These Idiots Again, Minus Some Idiots: Your New Hampshire Republican Debate Open Thread!

Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren't the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins -- hahaha, like there is a difference! -- will be watching, there is actually a...
Bye Rick.

Rick Santorum Wants To Bareback Marco Rubio. With Votes.

Oh well, guess Rick Santorum's dreams have died again. Late Wednesday, Santorum surprised exactly no one by declaring that he would no longer be quote unquote "running for president," and that he has decided Marco Rubio is the change...
Take Me To Your Butter Cow

Come Together While Iowa Jams Its Caucus Down Your Throat

It's your Iowa Caucus open thread, Wonkers! After all the prolonged teasing, flirting with billionaires, straining to get a surge in the polls, and lots and lots of sucking, it's time for the voters of Iowa to finally consummate...