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When we last heard from World's Dumbest Anchorman Rick Sanchez, he had gotten fired from CNN for blowing the lid off of the global...

One day you're bringing home six figures from CNN, the next day you're unemployed and apologizing to the fucking Jews and trying to figure...

Did you know Rick Sanchez is currently saving the people of Egypt from dictatorship, with the journalism and the social media? He is! If...

BREAKING WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Rick Sanchez has gotten up from the couch, brushed off the Cheeto dust, and duct-taped his laptop to his teevee. This...

Good for the both of them. Then Rick Sanchez rolled back onto the pile of Cheeto bags and Franzia boxes on which he had...

Rick Sanchez may be unemployed because of some stuff he said about the Jews, but that doesn't mean he has quit. Sanchez is still...

Professional idiot Rick Sanchez has finally released a statement about those things he said about the Jews last week on a satellite radio show,...

CNN, the once-influential news channel that for the past several years employed a mouth-breathing fool as its main daytime news reader, has finally fired...

According to CNN's Rick Sanchez, Rick Sanchez is not an idiot, he merely came from a working class family. And that's why Rick Sanchez...

Ha ha, so a couple of your Wonkette contributors were jabbering all day about doing liveblogging, and your editor said okay great but don't...

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs apologized to Shirley Sherrod "on behalf of this entire administration" in his daily briefing, which Sherrod "watched live...

Rick Sanchez is so stupid that other teevee anchor people are embarrassed for him. Here's CNN's most comical idiot saying that Iceland is "too...

After an exhaustive review process, your Wonkette proudly recommends CNN for the best "Hawaii coverage." They know most things about Math.

In today's long-awaited "Tuesday Fun Video," Mexican CNN anchor Rick Sanchez plays Mexican music over footage of a massive iceberg collapsing into the ocean,...

Robert Gibbs made a very special announcement today about the communist plantation, Cuba! You can now travel and send gifts and clothes there --...

Here's America's most celebrated Twitterer(?), Rick Sanchez of CNN's afternoon team, writing a number of ludicrous things. "Knee operation soon," he announces out of...

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