Tag: rick perry
Rick Perry is a stupid oil-pimping doofus. But today at least, he's only MOSTLY wrong.
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
No way they thought of this themselves...
Finally, a TRUE CHRISTIAN White House!
Rick Perry knows stuff real good.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Do the law of gravity next, Rick Perry!
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.
Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.
Does the agency that makes sure our nukes are properly maintained even need a director? Leadership is overrated.