Tag: rick perry

Everything’s Coming Up Vegan Buttholes In Your Weekly Top Ten

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Spit it out to make room for your foot, Rick Perry, or a dildo, whatever.

Oh Poor Dumb Pretty Rick Perry

Do the law of gravity next, Rick Perry!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Rick Perry All In A Tizzy About This One Gay College Boy!

This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

Rick Perry Sorry For Being Idiot, Will Definitely Not Try Harder Next Time

Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.
This is clearly photoshopped, as bicycles were not even invented until after Einstein's death.

Trump Firing People Who Maintain America’s Nukes. Is That Important?

Does the agency that makes sure our nukes are properly maintained even need a director? Leadership is overrated.
Ground Control To Governor Moonbeam...

California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump’s Climate Crap

Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!

Texas Ag Commissioner Definitely Didn’t Call Hillary Clinton A See You Next Tuesday

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.

Someone Is Intentionally Sabotaging Minnesota’s Health Care Exchange Enrollment, Isn’t That Neat?

How evil do you have to be to intentionally sabotage people trying to buy health care?
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!