Tag: rick perry

We're just going to keep begging for someone -- anyone, please, anyone at all -- to make it stop for poor, dumb BUT LIKE...

Look, at this point it is just mean to let Rick Perry keep runnin' around like he's a presidential candidate, when we all of...

Ladies and other people, check out how sad-emoji this is. Rick Perry, whose presidential campaign obituary we already wrote, and then we wrote again, apparently...

Every few years, we are #blessed with photos of politicians deep-throating a corndog at Iowa’s state fair. But did you know that there is...

Oh, look at these poor little cry babies, all in need of a nap: Two weeks after the first Republican presidential debate in Cleveland, several...

Hey, why is Rick Perry's purty mouth still flapping on our television screens? Didn't we already write the RIP for his presidential Hopes-n-Dreams, on account...

It seems we, Yr Wonkette, owe one Mister Donald J. Trump an apology. For months -- nay, years -- we have mocked Mr. Trump's...

Well, isn't this ironic, don't you think? The Obama administration has notified two states that took steps to halt Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood Federation of America...

It was a simpler time, a time before Benghazi, a time before the Obamacare computers were all kerflooey, a time when America still believed...

Stupid Fox News. Stupid RNC. Stupid everyone who didn't support Rick Perry and made him debate at the kids' table and now he is...

Haha, it was when Marco Rubio said that "If this election is a resume competition, then Hillary Clinton's going to be the next president."...

So there is a presidential election thingy, and it is a mere 15 months away, which means we all get to spend the next...

America's political talkers had a simultaneous consensus-gasm following the Second Tier Loser's Debate Thursday night, and they proclaimed failed Hewlett-Packard CEO and losing Senate...

Well hello there! Are you ready to see the loser junior varsity Republican candidates lose some more while they debate each other during loser...

It's almost here, everyone, it's almost here! The moment we have all been waiting for (kind of!) comes Thursday night, when the top ten...

The “feud” between “presidential candidates” Donald Trump and Rick Perry continues apace, but who will win the Golden Trophy, a prize that entitles the winner...

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