Tag: rick perry

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

As we inch ever closer to White Riot 2016 (hellllooooo Cleveland!), Republicans are sweating balls and bullets and gross glops of GOP sweat to...

Rick Perry, you remember that guy, right? Former Texas governor, former presidential candidate, former ... oops, we forgot the third thing. (See? That joke never...

Hello New Hampshire! Y'all done voting early and often for the guy or the other guy or the lady guy or the other lady...

Sure is tough to be a rightwing "pro-life" full-of-bull propaganda machine these days. On Monday, we learned the sleazy jizz rags behind the "gotcha" videos...

Yee haw, hoo boy, and ... and ... oops, we forgot the third one. Ted Cruz, the moldy butter tart from Calgary, just received...

State: Wisconsin Highlight Of Governorship: That time he farted in the faces of the vulnerable poor. No, the other time. No, the other-other time. No,...

I come not to bury John Boehner, but to talk about the dirty, nasty things I would do to his drunken old cry-body that...

So, what's really going on with the Republicans? Scott Walker -- who ALL THE THINKY HEADS used to say was going to be first runner-up to...

Did you know Louisiana Gov. Bobby "No Hyphens" Jindal is still running for president? Yeah, neither did we, but he is. (Though not for...

It's time again! It's been over a month since the last time the Republican candidates met up to cry in unison about how they're...

So once upon a time, there was this guy, Ronald Reagan, maybe you have heard of him. He was kind of a dick, with...

So. Someone finally had The Talk with Rick Perry about how it is time, like a broken clock that is right once a day,...

So, the other day, we showed you a video of a nice panel discussion on the Fox News, about how Kentucky clerk Kim Davis's...

It is time, once more, as it is nearly every day these days, to observe the long-standing tradition, dating back to about a month ago, of...

Oh hello, Wonkers, and how is your holiday weekend going? Are you ZZZZZZZing like we are, or are you playing croquet with the king...

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