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Hello New Hampshire! Y'all done voting early and often for the guy or the other guy or the lady guy or the other lady...

Sure is tough to be a rightwing "pro-life" full-of-bull propaganda machine these days. On Monday, we learned the sleazy jizz rags behind the "gotcha" videos...

Yee haw, hoo boy, and ... and ... oops, we forgot the third one. Ted Cruz, the moldy butter tart from Calgary, just received...

With so many current and former governors trying and failing to become president, Wonkette thought it would be a good idea to put together...

I come not to bury John Boehner, but to talk about the dirty, nasty things I would do to his drunken old cry-body that...

So, what's really going on with the Republicans? Scott Walker -- who ALL THE THINKY HEADS used to say was going to be first runner-up to...

Did you know Louisiana Gov. Bobby "No Hyphens" Jindal is still running for president? Yeah, neither did we, but he is. (Though not for...

It's time again! It's been over a month since the last time the Republican candidates met up to cry in unison about how they're...

So once upon a time, there was this guy, Ronald Reagan, maybe you have heard of him. He was kind of a dick, with...

So. Someone finally had The Talk with Rick Perry about how it is time, like a broken clock that is right once a day,...

So, the other day, we showed you a video of a nice panel discussion on the Fox News, about how Kentucky clerk Kim Davis's...

It is time, once more, as it is nearly every day these days, to observe the long-standing tradition, dating back to about a month ago, of...

Oh hello, Wonkers, and how is your holiday weekend going? Are you ZZZZZZZing like we are, or are you playing croquet with the king...

Hoo boy howdy yee haw, what a week, right? RIGHT?! We persecuted some Christians and threw them in jail -- well, just the one,...

We're just going to keep begging for someone -- anyone, please, anyone at all -- to make it stop for poor, dumb BUT LIKE...

Look, at this point it is just mean to let Rick Perry keep runnin' around like he's a presidential candidate, when we all of...

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