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Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But … Uh … LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Bannon. Enjoy your cookies.

Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep ‘Shit List’ Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!

Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

James Comey Pisses On Trump’s ‘Wire Tapp’ BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

House GOP Would Rather Not See Trump’s Taxes. Quiet Rooms, People! QUIET ROOMS!

Why would anyone be interested in whether the president has conflicts of interest?

Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl

We're not crying, you're crying.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

All The Times Mike Pence Defended Donald Trump’s Past Statements By HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

If Mike Pence won the debate, he did it by conveniently ignoring everything Donald Trump has ever said.

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Roger Ailes Is Bigger, More Disgusting Sex Perv Than You Ever Could Have Imagined (Allegedly?)

What's grosser than gross? Roger Ailes.
Real picture. Only the words are shooped.

Even Nixonian Dirty Tricks Jerkface Roger Goddamned Stone Thinks Trump Should Release Taxes

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.
Poor Newt

Taste Of Trump On Newt Gingrich’s Tongue Goes Sour

Poor Newt! Has he fallen out of love with his erstwhile man-lover Trump?
Stoled from Twitters, will credit if we find out what magnificent bastard did this.

Mike Pence To Handle A Bit More Than Typical Veep, Like ‘Domestic Policy And Foreign Policy’

It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't a power-hungry jerk. At least we hope he isn't because if Donald Trump wins in November, Pence will run things while Trump golfs.