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Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl

We're not crying, you're crying.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

All The Times Mike Pence Defended Donald Trump’s Past Statements By HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

If Mike Pence won the debate, he did it by conveniently ignoring everything Donald Trump has ever said.

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Roger Ailes Is Bigger, More Disgusting Sex Perv Than You Ever Could Have Imagined (Allegedly?)

What's grosser than gross? Roger Ailes.
Real picture. Only the words are shooped.

Even Nixonian Dirty Tricks Jerkface Roger Goddamned Stone Thinks Trump Should Release Taxes

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.
Poor Newt

Taste Of Trump On Newt Gingrich’s Tongue Goes Sour

Poor Newt! Has he fallen out of love with his erstwhile man-lover Trump?
Stoled from Twitters, will credit if we find out what magnificent bastard did this.

Mike Pence To Handle A Bit More Than Typical Veep, Like ‘Domestic Policy And Foreign Policy’

It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't a power-hungry jerk. At least we hope he isn't because if Donald Trump wins in November, Pence will run things while Trump golfs.
We knew Judge Dredd. You, sir, are no Judge Dredd

Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers

Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.

Donald Trump Thinks His Supporters Are Cowards Who Are Too Scared To Tell Pollsters They Love Him. SAD!

The delicate flowers cannot handle the hypothetical judgment of a disembodied voice conducting a phone survey, he says.

Donald Trump Goes Back To The ’70s With His Exciting New Enemies List!

Because doesn't everyone want to be like that groovy hepcat Richard Nixon?
He's thinking of ideas right now.

Here Are Some Awful Presidents Paul Ryan Thinks Were WAY Better Than Obama

Speaker Paul Ryan was recently asked who his least favorite president was, and you'll never guess who he said! (Yes, you will.) It couldn't be Obama, could it? (Of course it could.) Well, boy howdy! Given that Ryan thinks Obama is...
Sadly, no undead mummies in this one

Your Weekend Nerdout: Yes, We’ll Watch This Movie About Elvis Meeting Nixon

Happy weekending, our nerdly brothers and sisters! How About we do a Nerdout that only has one Star Wars story in it for a change? Weird, huh? Let's get to nerding. Elvis & Nixon: Ultimate Crimefighting Duo of 1970 Things we...
America: Kept Safe By Being The World's Policeman

In Pentagon’s Special Vietnam History, Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt

2015 is the 50th anniversary of the American deployment of ground troops to Vietnam -- oh, sure, there were "advisors" well before that, but March 8, 1965 was when we first sent in 3,500 Marines. And to mark the...
But where are the parents?!?

Parents Let Kids Walk Around Neighborhood Unsupervised, Are Terrible Parents Obviously

There are terrible parents who do terrible things to their children, and they probably shouldn't be parents and should not have children. Like parents who beat the ever-lovin' crap out of their kids (yes, even if they are sportsball...