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Richard Curtis a “Demrat” Punching Bag

Washington state’s Columbian newspaper landed a short phone interview with disgraced, bottom-dwelling ex-Rep. Richard Curtis yesterday, and while we dutifully made jokes about the 10-15 total words Curtis said, the article’s best part was its second commenter, a charming lad/lass named Reese Mackenzy. While it’s still unclear whether Mackenzy is a human or a spambot, (s)he lended provocative insight into the GOP sex scandal mindfuckery, things the “Demrats” have blinded themselves towards. For example, did you know that “Most men at one time or another have made love to another dude”? I know right?? After the jump, Reese’s enlightening comment in full. Read more on Richard Curtis a “Demrat” Punching Bag…
 

Richard Curtis: “He would drop me like a hot potato”

America’s news MVP of the week, Washington state’s The Columbian, spoke to gayish ex-state Rep. Richard Curtis this morning in his first interview in two days. They only chatted briefly on the phone — so briefly that the Columbian only quoted him twice. Fortunately, both quotes are kinda funny. Read more on Richard Curtis: “He would drop me like a hot potato”…
 

Republican state Rep. Richard “I have not had sex with a guy [while not wearing women’s lingerie]” Curtis has resigned from the Washington legislature, after letting all of his toothpaste out of the tube. [The Columbian] Read more on …
 

Wa. State Police Pen Perfect Novella to End Cocktober

Happy Halloween, Wonkette readers! Do we have any scary stories to tell for the occasion, you might be asking? Well good gay God, have we ever! In what one commenter has described as “the DaVinci Code of the GOP,” the Spokane, Wa. Police Department’s report on state Rep. Richard “I have not had sex with a guy” Curtis‘ extortion case leaked yesterday. In it, Curtis admits to the police that he did have sex with a “reputed” male prostitute, Cody Castagna (beautifully captured here). But the police report — replete with sting opps, erotic boutiques, cross-dressing, metaphors involving toothpase — makes it so, so much better. If you’re going to read the whole thing, we strongly urge you to take a bathroom break beforehand rather than having to get up in the middle. Read more on Wa. State Police Pen Perfect Novella to End Cocktober…
 

Conservative Lawmaker: “I have not had sex with a guy”

Washington (state) is abuzz this week with rumors that state Rep. Richard Curtis is involved in an extortion ring with a “reputed” male prostitute — in other words, Did he fuck a dude? Curtis is obviously a Republican with a socially conservative voting record, so allegations like these were sure to come out sometime. As was his predictable response: “I am not gay… I have not had sex with a guy.” Sure, but… DOES HE LIE? Read more on Conservative Lawmaker: “I have not had sex with a guy”…