Tag: richard cohen

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Activist Court Says De-Gaying Hot Naked Dudes Is ‘Fraud’ Somehow

Greetings to all you salacious sodomite sinners! Once again we are proud to present your weekly compilation of the latest and greatest in news of the supernatural, the supernormal, and the superdumb. It's the Snake Oil Bulletin! No doubt you deviants...

Richard Cohen Would Like Justin Bieber To Know That Reefer Madness Is Real, Man

There's been a lot of Justin Bieber news: the drag-racing arrest, the police raid that found drugs, the arrest for assaulting a limo driver, and his private plane pilots wearing masks because of all the dank fumage. Through all...

So This Is The One That Is Finally Going To Get Richard Cohen Fired From Washington Post, Right? RIGHT?

Last week, Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, who is paid to have opinions 'n' things, finally realized that slavery was really, really bad y'all, like even worse than taxes and stuff. This week? It is hard to explain without...

Terrible Columnist Richard Cohen Shocked To Learn That Slavery Was Really, Really Bad

With all of the terrible, sludge-brained, doped-out political hacks whose columns we read over and over until every atom of our being must fight the urge to swan-dive off a twenty-story building onto a fence topped with rusty spikes...

Richard Cohen Thinks Miley Cyrus Raped That Poor Girl In Steubenville

Too much Nice Time got you down? Well don't worry kids, here is the Washington Post's Richard Cohen to sexplain all you ever wanted to know about how Miley Cyrus raped that poor girl in Steubenville. Hmmm. Rape. Pop...

WaPo’s Richard Cohen None Too Pleased With Hillary Clinton’s Age, Vagina

The Washington Post's Richard Cohen returns to the scene of the crime*. Becoming the first female president is a worthy goal, but it kind of falls into the category of miles traveled and countries visited. It is an achievement, even...

Richard Cohen: Why Did All These Black Criminals Shoot And Murder Trayvon Martin?

You gotta admit that it takes a special kind of stupid to be as consistently awful as Richard Cohen has been over the years. We'd link to the many times we've had to write a "WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD...

Richard Cohen Wants To Kiss Men But Does Not Want To Kiss Ladies You Guys

Do you wake up in the morning and think: "man, I sure wish I could get paid fancy WaPo monies to write about, well, nothing really?" (SPOILER ALERT/TRIGGER WARNING: we wish for that gig EVERY. DAMN. DAY). Do you...

Richard Cohen Bravely Argues We Should Arm Syrian Rebels Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

You know what would be a great idea, says Richard Cohen? You ready? Here goes! Arming the Syrian rebels, many of whom are foreign Salafist fighters! Does that sound like an awesome idea, or WHAT? What could possibly go...

Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond’s Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen

Uh oh, you guys. Richard Cohen went to the movies. And Richard Cohen has a bone to pick, with the movies. What happened to suave leading men like Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart and Richard Cohen, HENGHHH? Why does...

Nuts & Sluts: In Which Your Wonkette Agrees With Pat Robertson And Richard Cohen About Paula Broadwell

There is a lot of Yap and Huff on the Internet right about now about how poor Paula Broadwell is being SEXISMED because nobody is making tons of mocking fun of disgraced former top spook David Petraeus, but people...

Washington Post Writer Richard Cohen Disappointed In Journalism Practiced By Harry Reid, Washington Post

Richard Cohen is a man who writes for the Washington Post. His job, from his past body of work, seems to be to express concern about things, but mainly things that make no sense to be concerned about. You...

A Brief Interlude from Richard Cohen

"For all the boredom, the tedium and — most important — the lack of air conditioning, I found a single virtue in my service: I slept in a barracks with 50 other guys" -- Richard Cohen, a funny guy.

Washington Post Columnist Richard Cohen Calls Sarah Palin and Entire GOP Stupid Ignorant Liar

You guys, I'm worried about Richard Cohen. You used to be able to count on the man to bring his A-game to vapid columns of wishy-washy meh. But last week, he urinated on Ghost Andrew Breitbart, and now he's...