Tag: richard cohen
The Snake Oil Bulletin: Activist Court Says De-Gaying Hot Naked Dudes Is ‘Fraud’ Somehow
Greetings to all you salacious sodomite sinners! Once again we are proud to present your weekly compilation of the latest and greatest in news of...
Richard Cohen Would Like Justin Bieber To Know That Reefer Madness Is Real, Man
There's been a lot of Justin Bieber news: the drag-racing arrest, the police raid that found drugs, the arrest for assaulting a limo driver,...
So This Is The One That Is Finally Going To Get Richard Cohen Fired From Washington Post, Right? RIGHT?
Last week, Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, who is paid to have opinions 'n' things, finally realized that slavery was really, really bad y'all,...
Terrible Columnist Richard Cohen Shocked To Learn That Slavery Was Really, Really Bad
With all of the terrible, sludge-brained, doped-out political hacks whose columns we read over and over until every atom of our being must fight...
Richard Cohen Thinks Miley Cyrus Raped That Poor Girl In Steubenville
Too much Nice Time got you down? Well don't worry kids, here is the Washington Post's Richard Cohen to sexplain all you ever wanted...
WaPo’s Richard Cohen None Too Pleased With Hillary Clinton’s Age, Vagina
The Washington Post's Richard Cohen returns to the scene of the crime*.
Becoming the first female president is a worthy goal, but it kind of...
Richard Cohen: Why Did All These Black Criminals Shoot And Murder Trayvon Martin?
You gotta admit that it takes a special kind of stupid to be as consistently awful as Richard Cohen has been over the years....
Richard Cohen Wants To Kiss Men But Does Not Want To Kiss Ladies You Guys
Do you wake up in the morning and think: "man, I sure wish I could get paid fancy WaPo monies to write about, well,...
Richard Cohen Bravely Argues We Should Arm Syrian Rebels Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
You know what would be a great idea, says Richard Cohen? You ready? Here goes! Arming the Syrian rebels, many of whom are foreign...
Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond’s Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen
Uh oh, you guys. Richard Cohen went to the movies. And Richard Cohen has a bone to pick, with the movies. What happened to...
Nuts & Sluts: In Which Your Wonkette Agrees With Pat Robertson And Richard Cohen About Paula Broadwell
There is a lot of Yap and Huff on the Internet right about now about how poor Paula Broadwell is being SEXISMED because nobody...
Washington Post Writer Richard Cohen Disappointed In Journalism Practiced By Harry Reid, Washington Post
Richard Cohen is a man who writes for the Washington Post. His job, from his past body of work, seems to be to express...
A Brief Interlude from Richard Cohen
"For all the boredom, the tedium and — most important — the lack of air conditioning, I found a single virtue in my service:...
Washington Post Columnist Richard Cohen Calls Sarah Palin and Entire GOP Stupid Ignorant Liar
You guys, I'm worried about Richard Cohen. You used to be able to count on the man to bring his A-game to vapid columns...
Human Soba Noodle Richard Cohen Pees On Ghost Andrew Breitbart
Opening his "valuable" Washington Post opinion page real estate with a tantalizing promise to speak ill of the dead, Colonel Sanders impersonator and usually...
Richard Cohen Admits Giant Gay Crush On Rick Perry
Lead old fart in the Washington Post's "Eldercare for columnists" division Richard Cohen proclaimed his manly affection for Texas bozo barbie Rick Perry, not for something...





