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Posts Tagged ‘ric keller’

Congress Member Cheats on Wife, Marries Younger Woman in 2005

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

The Whuh FaceHarper’s, or at least Ken Silverstein, has a weird hard-on for Congressman Ric Keller of Florida. Don’t know who he is? That’s kind of my point.

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One Reason To Like Paul Wolfowitz

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

* “If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too.” [Guardian]
* Howard Dean gets sued over one little “holding his ankles” joke. [No Agenda]
* Marine Corps gets underage soldiers blackout drunk, wakes them up in Anbar. [Hit & Run]
* Fred Thompson wants to send Michael Moore to a Cuban torture chamber. [Breitbart]
* Ric Keller puts suckas in tears. [Central Florida Political Pulse]


If Iraq Keeps Shooting Us, We’ll Stop Mowing Their Lawn: Great Moments in House Rhetoric

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

Ric Keller is sick of mowing your lawn. - WonketteFlorida Republican Ric Keller, speaking in favor of the Democratic Iraq withdrawal plan: MORE »


Quote of the Day: Will Karl Be Teddy’s Prison Bitch?

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

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