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As some of you may recall, WWE wrestler Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair recently endorsed Teh Huckbeez right around the start of his surge in the polls. But does Ric Flair mean shit in the heirarchy of pro wrestling? Bitch. Please. Enter wrestling god Glenn Jacobs, stage name “Kane,” who has endorsed Ron Paul. After the jump, learn more about this monster Paultard. MORE »

The “Southern Avenger,” who apparently writes a column for an alt-weekly in Charleston, is dismayed with Mike Huckabee’s lack of conservative credo — how the Ric Flair endorsement cloaks the tax-hiking libbral in a tough guy’s robes. This is some kind of video, folks, and includes the line: “It’s amazing the degree to which my childhood squabbles now mirror my adult life.” [YouTube]

Mike Huckabee’s plan to send Hillary Clinton to Mars has put him atop another poll in Iowa, where the elections for student class president of Republica will take place one month from today. He leads Mitt “Sanctuary Mansion” Romney 29% to 24% in the new Des Moines Register poll, with Rudy “Sanctuary 9/11″ Giuliani at 13% and Fred “Sanctuary Dipshit McGoo” Thompson at 9%. But why is this Huckabee surging so much nowadays, beyond the fact that he’s skinny and people are finally acknowledging that? Wait — Is it actually this Chuck Norris endorsement? Is this ninja-ranger man really making teh Huckbeez teh likable? MORE »

Mike Huckabee appeared with champion endorser and lady-beater extraordinaire Ric Flair this weekend at the South Carolina-Clemson football game, where they drank, ate, maybe beat up some chicks. Or maybe espoused Huckabee’s demented plan to kill income taxes and make the sales tax monstrously regressive. Who knows! Whatever the case, Ric Flair was sure to add his two cents: “Just remember that the first part of ‘Whooo, pig, sooie!’ is ‘Whooo!’” Yeah… hooray for… Team A? [AP/Yahoo]

The unfortunately monied Ron Paul campaign has been dumping its cash into New Hampshire recently, where he might lose by only 20 points. But the kook and his band of well-behaved, admirable supporters are now looking at Nevada, which holds the third Republican primary. Paul went to Vegas this week, where he was swamped by legions of 3-D laser spambot manifestations at several rallies. And among his celebrity guests yesterday was Denis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, accompanied by two prostitutes. For serious. MORE »

Your crazy Mike Huckabee endorsement of the day: “Republican Mike Huckabee on Thursday gained the endorsement of conservative activist Donald Wildmon, who has led national boycotts against corporations over social policies and once accused Mighty Mouse of teaching children to snort cocaine.” [AP/Yahoo]

Earlier today we mentioned that professional wrestling icon Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair is endorsing presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, and the closet ex-wrestling fans sure enjoyed it! It turns out we weren’t telling the whole story, because we found footage of Ric Flair beating up a woman. Sure, it’s in a staged match. But is this the example we want for America’s youth, Ffffffuckabee? Put the kids to bed and watch this shocking footage, after the jump. MORE »

Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair — an eight-time National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) Champion, six-time WCW Champion, two-time WWE Champion and winner of the 1992 “Royal Rumble” — has endorsed Mike Huckabee. Suddenly Chuck Norris’ endorsement looks like Abraham fucking Lincoln’s.

After the jump: A video of Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan vs. The Undertaker. MORE »