Tag: revolution

Be Right Back, Have To Murder This Bernie-Or-Buster

Perhaps you already took our advice not to go on Facebook today and pick fights with every single lefty friend who is currently blaming the Democrats for not ignoring the will of primary voters and nominating Hillary Clinton instead...

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.

Deleted Comments: Oh, Goody, It’s Time For ‘Pro-Lifers’ To Carry Out Some Vigilante Justice

Our deleted commenters' try some verbal fireworks, and blow off their own fingers. Don't try this at home!
Middle seat, too. Never fails.

Lady-Douche Professor Is Your New Revolutionary Thoreau, By Being A Dick On An Airplane

Some people just don't handle the stress of commercial air travel well. If you're an emotionally wrecked drunken racist, you might slap a little baby for crying. If you're an overstressed pilot, you may start ranting about Afghanistan and...

Here Is Possibly (Totally) The ‘Sovereign Citizen’ Who Shot A BLM Officer And Cop, For Freedom

So here's a story that's just beginning to get some traction: Over the weekend, a California Highway Patrolman and a BLM officer were shot -- nonfatally, thank goodness -- near a campground in Nevada County, California, in the Sierra...

Stephen Colbert: Can We Stop The Black Lesbian Robot Apocalypse? Probably Not! (Video)

Well, humanity, it was a nice ride, but it's over. Stephen Colbert brings us news of the end -- a computer program has finally beaten the Turing test -- maybe -- fooling a third of human questioners into thinking...

Ron Paul Says He Wants A Revolution, Rand Paul Takes Money From People With Minds That Hate

Hey, kids, here's a big surprise! Ron Paul thinks it's high time for patriots to stop letting the federal government push them around, what with its "laws" and "healthcare mandate" and all that. What's more, he thinks that there's...

Michigan Republicans’ Ex-Spokesman Wants You To Shoot The Government For Giving You Health Care

Remember when your neighbors used to laugh at you for hoarding survival seed kits and gold coins lo these many years? Well, you’re about to get the last laugh because while they're stuck living under the iron boot of...

2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart

The modern idea that human civilization would collapse in 2012 supposedly goes back to another overextended American empire on its last legs, that of the Maya. But like so much wrong thinking now popular in today's United States, this...

Wal-Mart’s Billions and the Art Museum of Cruelty: A Christmas Carol

Here is a number we've seen bouncing around this week that really makes us want to fire up the old Yule Log, in the sense that the "Yule Log" is a tightly bound human centipede of the richest hundred...

Obama Won’t Veto Law That Turns Military Into ‘Domestic Police Force’

Hooray, the White House now says that President Obama won't veto the National Defense Authorization Act. It flew through the House today and should pass the Senate shortly. Along with the usual gazillion dollars for the Pentagon to buy...

Republican Strategists ‘Frightened To Death’ By #OWS Movement

While the Occupy Wall Street movement can sometimes seem to be more about tents and police and pepper spray than the crushing economic injustice in this country, Republican political operatives are having no trouble at all figuring out exactly...

Take a Moment To Help Defeat the Senate’s Internet Censorship Nonsense (Thing Will Pop Up, Don’t Be Alarmed)

Does this widget thing work? If not, click here! Do it now! (Or in the morning.) This is a part of an effort of a coalition of sites and groups all over the internet. And the chorus of opposition...

Kansas Hero Emma Sullivan Refuses To Apologize To Sam Brownback

High school senior Emma Sullivan made an honest joke about Kansas governor/wingnut Sam Brownback, on Twitter, and wound up in the principal's office, where she was ordered to write an apology. This followed the governor's office calling the schoolgirl's...

Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How's that "Wisconsin Is Open For Business"...

Sneaky 1% Now Hiding In Custom $200K Vans That Look ‘Normal’ On the Outside

When you're ready to start breaking necks and taking scalps, nothing says "oh there's a rich guy" like seeing some Town Car parked outside a fancy restaurant or dildo shop. And the richest 1% have figured this out, too!...