Tag Archives: reverse racism

  Geraldo too!

Killer Mike Doesn’t Hit His Wife, And Other Reasons Hip-Hop Is More Moral Than Bill O’Reilly

Kinda!
It’s a common trope, if you are a right-wing bigot: Racism doesn’t hurt black people, hippity-hop rap music hurts black people, what with its jiving and twerking and PULL THOSE PANTS UP, and BACK IN MY DAY! In recent months, Fox News white geniuses Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Geraldo Rivera and so many others have all done their own cover versions of the same song. If rap music wasn’t oppressing our innocent black children, racism would be over and “reverse racism” would DEFINITELY be over. Read more on Killer Mike Doesn’t Hit His Wife, And Other Reasons Hip-Hop Is More Moral Than Bill O’Reilly…
  Enraged about all of these things

Here Are 9 Wingnut Reasons For Charleston Murders That Aren’t Spelled R-A-C-I-S-M

What's left to say?
Dylann Storm Roof killed black people because he wanted to kill black people. Roof admitted this! But maybe it’s not about race. Let’s take another trip down Wingnut River to see why Roof’s nine victims — Rev. Clementa Pinckney, Tywanza Sanders, Susie Jackson, Cynthia Hurd, Sharonda Coleman-Singleton, DePayne Middleton-Doctor, Ethel Lee Lance, Myra Thompson, and Rev. Daniel Lee Simmons, Sr. REALLY died. Read more on Here Are 9 Wingnut Reasons For Charleston Murders That Aren’t Spelled R-A-C-I-S-M…
  She calls it as she sees it

Kansas Republicans Very Upset Black Lady Rep Called Them Big Dumb Racists

Or reverse racist, probably.
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback and his cretinous, thumb-sucking lackeys in the state capitol have been working overtime the past few years to find the perfect balance between bankrupting the state with tax cuts and fucking poor people over. It’s hard work, but somebody has to do it! State lawmakers managed to barely squeak the state’s budget into the black for the 2015 fiscal year, but the 2016 fiscal year starts in July, and surprise, the state’s still pretty bankrupt. So NOW can we raise taxes on the rich? Ha ha, you are an idiot and dumb. It’s time to make education cuts! Read more on Kansas Republicans Very Upset Black Lady Rep Called Them Big Dumb Racists…
  Unfair!

Fired Fox Anchor Will Never Achieve Dream Of Whites, Blacks Hurling N-Word Equally

Boo hoo hoo
Black folks have been enslaved, discriminated against, forced to use separate water fountains, and so many other things over the course of American history, but whew, that’s all over, so there are some white people who would like to get to the REAL racial issue of our day, which is why can’t white people say the word “nigger”? UNFAIR! Tom Burlington was a news anchor for WTXF, the Fox affiliate in Philadelphia, and he lost his job, and a subsequent lawsuit, over his one-man campaign to make it so he could say the N-word, like the blacks do: Read more on Fired Fox Anchor Will Never Achieve Dream Of Whites, Blacks Hurling N-Word Equally…
  Here have some news n stuff

Rachel Dolezal Got Reverse Racisted Before She Got Racisted

She gets all the racisms apparently
At least the bizarre tale of pretend-black-but-actually-white woman Rachel Dolezal can’t get any weirder. Ha, just kidding, of course it can! Shortly after she resigned as president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP — to spend more time with her bronzer, or maybe less, who knows? — we learned, thanks to some journalisming by the The Smoking Gun, that before she was the self-proclaimed black victim of repeated hate crimes, she was the self-proclaimed white victim of racial discrimination at Howard University: Read more on Rachel Dolezal Got Reverse Racisted Before She Got Racisted…
  Hey Loretta

Hey Who’s This Loretta Lynch Gal That Might Be Our New Attorney General Maybe?

HBIC
Eric Holder told us a while ago that he’s resigning as Attorney General to spend more time with all his Black Panther buddies. Who would replace him as the nation’s top cop? No one knew — the thinking was that if Obama named a potential successor, every Democrat would have to have an opinion on the successor, and that might be the kind of thing that could really hurt the party’s chances in the midterms Read more on Hey Who’s This Loretta Lynch Gal That Might Be Our New Attorney General Maybe?…
  white man's burden

What Is The World Coming To When This Nice Klansman Can’t Stay In His Neighborhood Watch Group?

We used to think that neighborhood watch groups were nothing but those busybody ladies that twitch the curtain aside to snoop on neighbors and call the cops 25 times per night on the 4th of July to complain about fireworks. Then, of course, we met George Zimmerman and realized that neighborhood watch people can also be creepy racist vigilantes. Yay? Continuing in that not-actually-grand tradition, we have Mr. William Walters, Grand Dragon of the East Coast Knights of the True Invisible Empire, which the rest of us know as the Ku Klux Klan. Mr. Walters is very sad because he was informed his services would no longer be required in his local neighborhood watch group, mainly because he had a pesky habit of using his participation in the group to try to recruit new Klansmen. Read more on What Is The World Coming To When This Nice Klansman Can’t Stay In His Neighborhood Watch Group?…
  he said 'chains' also too

Newsbusters: Known Black Man Jamie Foxx Ushers in Grave New World With Jokes About White People

Newsbusters’ Associate Editor Noel Sheppard pores tirelessly over leftist news outlets like Saturday Night Live to raise the general public’s awareness of liberal media bias. Without his vigilance, we (since we are not familiar with this news agency Saturday Night Live – perhaps it is one of those “blogs”?) may have missed Jamie Foxx’s vitriolic rant, a verbal orgy of strange observations about black people owning things and being President and being slaves and killing white people, comes just a few weeks after he called President Barack Obama “Our Lord and Savior” on that channel where you can watch Wendy Williams at night if you have a day job. Read more on Newsbusters: Known Black Man Jamie Foxx Ushers in Grave New World With Jokes About White People…
  we believe this is what they mean by 'orwellian'

It Is President Obama Who Is The Real Racist, Say Good Folks At ‘Fight Bigotry’

Did you know that Barack Hussein NOoBaMA is such a racist against white people, because three black dudes were idiots outside a Philadelphia polling site once, and also because how dare he say the Cambridge police acted stupidly just because they arrested a black Harvard professor inside his own home, for B&E? Yup, that sure is racist! How do we know? Because this jolly fellow — who actually tried to tie John Kerry to Willie Horton like 40 years after the whole world was all “gee, sorry about that Willie Horton thing, Michael Dukakis” — says so! And he says the Henry Louis Gates/Cambridge cop thing was racist — on Gates’ part! And Barack Obama is racist for loving him, it is just obvious. And this fellow, Stephen Marks, with this new FIghtBigotry super-PAC, has a long history of recognizing racism when he sees it, which is often, because he is the usually the one who is doing it. Read more on It Is President Obama Who Is The Real Racist, Say Good Folks At ‘Fight Bigotry’…
  because he is a nazi duh

Obama Holocausting White People With Negative Ads, Bush Cousin Says In Excellent Buzzfeed Piece

Mitt Romney is a really, really, really terrible candidate for president. Rick Santorum tried to warn the Republican party, but with options like “Rick Santorum,” they probably did pick the best of their odd fruits that were on offer. So Barack Obama is talking all kinds of smack and releasing hilarious ads about how awful Mitt Romney is, because this is how politics works, right? WRONG. Bush cousin John Ellis, last seen calling Florida on Election Night 2000, explainers it all for you in this winning column for Buzzfeed, “Can Obama’s ‘Chemical Warfare’ Keep The White Vote Down?” That’s right. Barack Obama is genociding white people — with votes! Or lack of them. By releasing negative ads. Which Mitt Romney would never do, we guess, unless he actually constantly does. Read more on Obama Holocausting White People With Negative Ads, Bush Cousin Says In Excellent Buzzfeed Piece…
  edumacation

Ohio Gov Appoints Lying Jock With No College Degree To Board Of Ed, For ‘Diversification’

If you were a governor, would you ever appoint someone to a state board, just because of his or her race? Of course not, that would be racism, even if that person’s race has been historically underrepresented on that board, and the board’s mission involves tackling persistent racial inequalities! That’s why Ohio Governor John Kasich wants to make it absolutely clear that when he says “On any board you want some diversification” in regards to his appointment of an ex-Ohio State quarterback to the state’s Board of Education, he is not referring to the fact that the dude is black, but rather to his background. His background involves not graduating from college, and not submitting an application for the job, and completely making up the supposed charter school that he claims to have founded. Also he lives in the country and maybe he’s kind of Jesus-y? Read more on Ohio Gov Appoints Lying Jock With No College Degree To Board Of Ed, For ‘Diversification’…
  watch out he might poke you

Reverse Racism! Young White Person Unjustly Profiled For Wearing Hoodie

How many times will this tragedy repeat itself? A young person with great potential and maybe a few minor misdeeds in his past tries to go somewhere that he as an American has every right to go. But immediately the small-time powers in that land view him with mistrust, all because he chooses to wear a simple, functional sweatshirt with a hood that some people have wrongly associated with criminality, and maybe now he won’t be able to achieve his lofty goals. Oh, did we mention that this young man is white? Did we just blow your mind, race-pimps? Read more on Reverse Racism! Young White Person Unjustly Profiled For Wearing Hoodie…
  get your hand out of our minority leader's wallet

Tanning Salon Tax Is Yet Another Example of ‘Reverse Racism’ In Obama’s America

Part of the MaoBama Obamacare Pelosicare SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM Plan was a 10 percent surcharge on the use of tanning beds. Smart conservatives are now beginning to figure out that this is yet another example of Obama’s “reverse racism,” which is racism against white people, as it’s impossible to be regular racist against white people because they are so awesome. The only people who go to tanning salons, you see, are white people. Our president, who is privileged with beautiful brown skin, has oppressed the poor underprivileged pale people of our nation, who only want to get skin cancer and look like they work in the fields all day. Read more on Tanning Salon Tax Is Yet Another Example of ‘Reverse Racism’ In Obama’s America…
  boring comic books

Eric Holder Is A Secret Black Panther And Lets Them Intimidate Voters

Because of this video of these two guys standing in their silly Halloween costumes in 2008 outside a polling station, they were prosecuted for voter intimidation. BLACK PANTHERS! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. Yet now that black man Eric Holder (who is A BLACK MAN) is Attorney General, black people can get away with such things, as these men have now, as they are no longer being prosecuted. This has riled up conservatives for being an example of “reverse racism.” This is what happens when you let BLACK PEOPLE run our judiciary system. They give preferential treatment to silly black men in anachronistic costumes, when they should be doing their jobs, which is putting any and all black men behind bars. Read more on Eric Holder Is A Secret Black Panther And Lets Them Intimidate Voters…