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Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

McCain thinks YouTube is removing his Franki Valli remixes—kids love these—so he is suing the Internet. It is like four days until the election. [The Caucus]
Here are two memos confirming all the torture the White House has OKed, including the methods used at Abu Ghraib. [TPMMuckraker]
Maybe you’re on the no-fly list, maybe you’re even a terrorist! Hey, no “judgment” ha ha. The November issue of the Atlantic includes instructions for getting past security, just for you. [Mother Jones]
Look, it’s the lost videodiary of Obama, Rev. Wright and Che Guevara, back in their Hamas days. [Top of the Ticket]
Sarah Palin accessories with charms of things she’s killed with a helicopter, a blowtorch and a slingshot. [Crooks and Liars]

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Rev. Wright had blissful, torrid churchsex with some married lady and addressed the scandal by singing plaintive Motown b-sides. [New York Post]
Palin billed the Kingdom of Alaska in order to cover travel expenses like staying at home. [Daily Kos]
Ted Stevens wants you to know that his palatial estate only looks that way because of the FBI’s “wide-angle lenses.” [TPMMuckraker]
McCain tried to schedule a rally at a Virginia high school, probably because Google Image Search mislabeled it as Afghanistan. [DCist]
Heart wants McCain to stop playing their song “Barracuda” in reference to Sarah of the North. McCain will do no such thing. [CNN Political Ticker]
Sexist book enthusiast Ed Koch called Palin “scary” just because she wanted to destroy a few Alaskan libraries and anyone who dared to stand in her way. [Ben Smith]

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

If John McCain were tortured, that would mean opening up a freezing, dark can of sexually humiliated and sleep-deprived worms. [Andrew Sullivan]
John McCain is the President of house pets. [The Corner]
Howard Dean stress eats M&Ms at an airport Holiday Inn. [Yeas and Nays]
Age-inflation victim John McCain is actually middle-aged,
which is why his chief economic adviser wants everyone to work until
they are 142, or dead. [Democracy in America]
Rev. Wright’s half-real new book will just be about the boring history of Obama’s Muslim Church. [Top of the Ticket]
Obama caught a luxurious cold in the resort town of Hawaii and is trying to infect New Mexico. [Ben Smith]