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Huckabee’s Penis Made of Golf Clubs

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Now don’t go calling him lazy; if he’s in Florida and going to lose tonight, he might as well play nine holes. We predict low scores, given the newly invented Penis Club’s low center of gravity and ability to hate-molest various thoroughbreds. [AP Photo]