It’s the President whose departure has been delayed, by the way, not Scott’s — he’s been kicked to the curb with great speed (and, we hear, not by his choice). ‘Cause a couple weeks of McClellan-replacement rumors (which we’ll be kicking off shortly) is a couple weeks without Retired Generals. MORE »

On Andy Card’s last day, even — they never fire the ones you want, right? MORE »

Above, the precise number of retired generals required to call for your resignation before David Ignatius will take a position on you. MORE »