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Posts Tagged ‘retards’

A Hollow Victory

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Our favorite new Wonkette hobby was comparing the covers of Newsweek’s three international editions to whatever vapid celebrity idiocy on the American cover, but Newsweek has put an end to our fun.

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Bush Puts Retard On Panel

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Maybe he'll one day learn to wear one shirt at a time - WonketteAmerican Idol loser Clay Aiken will be appointed to the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, according to a White House announcement yesterday. MORE »


Taking Quotes Out Of Context For Fun and Profit

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Curt Weldon, who’s held his House seat in the suburbs of Philly since the Bronze Age, seems to be in a bit of a tussle this time around, at least when it comes to fundraising, with Democrat Joe Sestak: admiral, PhD, and damn handsome sumbitch. Sestak claims that Weldon is losing sight of what’s important: MORE »