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It's time for a special late-night edition of Oh Dear God the Glenn Beck People Are Still Trying To Comment On Wonkette. But first,...

Which pea-brained clown will become the new chairperson of the Republican National Committee? Whether it's the dingbat woman dreaming of getting wasted at her...

A sad new study makes that whole "DREAM Act" defeat a little more tragic: More than 80% of Americans trying to join the Army...

FEDERAL LAW TO REINTRODUCE ALL SORTS OF NEW JOKE POSSIBILITIES: "Senators are preparing to eliminate all references in federal law to the terms 'mental...

We had not heard about this! Has "other we" (Ken Layne) brought it up? Not enough time to look through the archives, COPY-PASTE: "Actor...

Rick Sanchez is so stupid that other teevee anchor people are embarrassed for him. Here's CNN's most comical idiot saying that Iceland is "too...

The recent very serious edition of the Washington Post tackled the question of Retards: what of this word, "retard"? Are there perhaps pros and...

Clarence Thomas skipped the State of the Union so he could sit on his sofa and soak his feet in a bucket of "self-loathing...

Racist television goblin Lou Dobbs revealed a very scary story earlier this week on his radio show (he's on the radio, too?). Three weeks...

Here is overrated piece of performance art Michele Bachmann suggesting on the House floor last night that, you know actually, if you look at...

Okay everyone just hold on for just one sec, we have a REQUEST FOR A RE-DO from Trent Franks, some sort of struggling freelance...

The Blackwater news was, what, two years ago now, and we're still inexplicably allowing these creepy private security companies to not only take the...

This is just over the top. He even puts a Presidential Seal on it -- wait till the election's over, please? Anyway, to see...

There were always two of them, at America's favorite comedy blog, National Review Online. It was the Rule of the Two, as written by...

Well, we're convinced! How about you, communists? Here is an idea: After the election, or maybe even tomorrow, let's shut down the Internet. The...

Alaskan waterhead Sarah Palin went to Ground Zero! She is really enjoying her first trip to a city, and also probably saw MAMMA MIA...

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