Thursday, August 20: Womenfolk don’t like baseball, so to lure them to a game, the Nats are hosting a women-friendly pre-game tomorrow night. Recognizing that ladies may be frightened by this unnatural habitat, the Nats are offering things only women love: massages and manicures. And because all women love to shop, jewelry, handbags, cosmetics and more will be offered for sale, to women. Will women stay for game? Or will they be overwhelmed by their perfect nails and new handbags and leave before the, uh, “kickoff”?
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How’s that summer romance working out for you? You’re in looooooove? You’ve got about three weeks until Labor Day, also known as the end of summer, and therefore Summer Love Judgment Day!  We’re not going to give you relationship advice, though that would probably be amusing, but we WILL give you a list of good date spots.  Read these at your leisure while you agonize over the fate of your summer relationship, and remember to have fun! MORE »