restaurants
GQ’s Michael Wolff Will Never Get A Table At The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (Updated!)
Updated! TWICE!! Let us now consider the case of Michael Wolff, a mindless jerk who’ll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. While most ape descendants on this insignificant little blue-green world struggle to keep themselves fed and sheltered, Michael Wolff has written an essay for the UK edition of GQ about [...]
Mandatory Suggestions For Eating Well In DC
Our Savior is intent on collectively improving health by banning popular foodstuffs that are bad for us (we can call it “prohibition” since that has a great ring to it). If Obama can keep his BMI index thing so low and smoke all he wants, certainly you can do your President proud by picking up [...]
Obamas Make Terrible New York Fancy Restaurant Choice, Politically
Frank Bruni, food critic (for now??) at the New York Times and former George W. Bush 2000 campaign reporter, is very upset with the Obamas’ choice of fancy restaurant for their date in New York City over the weekend, where they saw a lite romantic comedy about the horrific aftermath of slavery. Bruni writes, “Well, [...]
La Loma: Eat Burritos With Your Congressman (Maybe)
La Loma is the perfect place to go if you want Mexican food in a festive atmosphere and you don’t really care what you’re eating, as long as it’s smothered in orange cheese. It’s also a fantastic place to go if you want to eavesdrop on some first hand DC gossip — after all, this [...]
A Butter-Drenched Affair At Acadiana
If you need ideas of where to go for the DC Winter Restaurant Week, here’s a good one: Acadiana. Acadiana’s food has a Creole and Cajun flair, with a seafood-heavy menu and a modern take on comfort food. For example, the biscuits came with salted butter drowned in a sweet Thai chili sauce — it [...]
DC Noodles Opens On U Street
If UK-based noodle chain Wagamama had an American baby, it would be DC Noodles. The restaurant, which opened in the beginning of February, promises Wagamama-like values: simple, fast and fresh Asian fusion cuisine, centered around the beloved noodle.
Bethesda Restaurant Week, What?!
Bethesda/Chevy Chase’s restaurant week begins today, HOORAY! Bethesda pretty much sucks, but they are trying.
Senate To Privatize Crappy Senate Restaurants
With its elderly crazy people and crappy cafeterias, everything about the U.S. Senate says “rest home.” But America’s ancient legislators may soon get some better food, at least. Various old senators wandering around one night last week agreed by “voice vote” to privatize all the “food” service, ending what Sen. Diane Feinstein calls “noticeably subpar” [...]
Someone’s Got a Case of the Bundays
Scandal Rocks DC Restaurant World: Hooters Not That Good
Rats Seize G-Town Burger Hut From Redskins’ Owner
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