Tag: Restaurant

In Bid For Worst Boss Ever, Paula Deen Shuts Down Restaurant Without Telling Workers

As if Paula Deen weren't already just about the worst person in the world you could work for, now we find out that she's also among the worst bosses you could ever not work for. First there was that...

Responsible Kentucky Gun Owner Wounded In Heroic Shootout With Toilet Paper Dispenser

Today in Responsible Gun Owners, a Kentucky gentleman with a concealed carry permit had a minor mishap while using the restroom. The unidentified man was answering the call of nature in a restroom at Fazoli's restaurant in Elizabethtown, Kentucky,...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekend Wade Through The Wasteland

Greetings, worthly wokette skum, and welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, our weekly barf bag of bits and bytes that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite enough to do a full post on. This week,...

Trump’s Vegas Restaurant Gains Popularity Among Bacterial Culture Community

It’s been roughly twenty minutes since our boy Donald Q. Worthington Trump has been in the news, so here’s some background in case you’re unfamiliar with the underreported saga of everyone’s favorite honey-tinted quaff: The Donald is a massively successful...

Joe The Plumber II: The Bidening

You will remember 2008, yes? When "Joe the Plumber" seized the nation's imagination and served as the nation's templar for our hopes that there was a secret groundswell of angry anti-Obama voters who would make the race close and...

Kids Don’t Eat Free In the District, Even If It Saves Lives

Thursday, June 11: DC has a few issues -- high dropout and teen pregnancy rates, an AIDS epidemic, never-ending nonsensical violent crime -- but there's nothing that a cooking competition can't fix! Get some kids in a room, have...