resignation
Drudge Sirens: Gen. David Petraeus Resigns CIA Due To Spying … Between The Sheets
CIA Director David Petraeus has submitted his resignation, admitting that he’d had an extramarital affair and had exercised “extremely poor judgement.” Petraeus is likely to be replaced on an interim basis by deputy CIA director Mike Morrell, according to Administration sources eager to reassure Americans that the CIA will continue to send killer robots to [...]
The Totally True And 100 Percent Not Fictional Resignation Letter Of Rep. Thad McCotter, For Real
You guys, we are starting to worry about former vanity presidential candidate and guy currently working from the Third Street Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf just like every other pilot-shopper, Michigan Congressman Thad McCotter. He resigned from the US House last night following “a nightmarish month” and his letter is just, how to say, Holy [...]
Naked New Jersey Politician Becomes Latest Victim of Cell Phone Camera
Louis Magazzu has just resigned from the esteemed position of Cumberland County Freeholder in New Jersey, after his seXXXy naked pix were e-mailed or Twittered or something. At this rate, we are probably in the audition phase of some sort of nude self-portrait calendar for the political set. A politician who emailed a woman nude [...]
Barely Legal Furry Sexytime Topples Weirdo Rep. David Wu After All
Well, that was fast! Furry sex aficionado Rep. David Wu announced he will resign after the debt crisis negotiations are over (hahaha, so actually he means “never”) because of this sexytime incident with the 18-year-old daughter of his high school classmate that we heard about only a few days ago. Hooray, Congress is down another [...]
BREAKING … HOORAY, THE PRESIDENT RESIGNS!!!!
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