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Posts Tagged ‘resignation’

Beloved Sexy Texter Forced To Quit Finnish Foreign Ministry

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

That would be in the butt, Jim.Ilkka Kanerva, the 60-year-old Finnish politician who won Wonkette’s heart with his erotic telephone love-notes to a orange-fleshed troll, has been forced to resign his post. The resignation comes after a gossip magazine, Hymy, published two dozen of the messages this weekend, including one that read: “Do you want to do it in some exciting place?” MORE »


BREAKING … HOORAY, THE PRESIDENT RESIGNS!!!!

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Also, Ignatius, Let Us Tell You the Story Of Colin Powell

Friday, April 14th, 2006

generals.jpgAbove, the precise number of retired generals required to call for your resignation before David Ignatius will take a position on you. MORE »