Meet “Col. Lou Huddleston.” He is running for Congress in North Carolina against Democratic incumbent Larry Kissell! But if “Col. Lou Huddleston” shuts his eyes and wishes hard enough and promises to be really really good, he’s 50% positive he can actually run against Nancy Pelosi. MORE »

There is no question that the responsible thing to do is for GOP.com to resign itself to mutually assured destruction by way of asking KeepAmericaSafe.com for “humanitarian intervention.” (Thanks to Agent “Jason R.” for photo reconnaissance.)

So Liz Cheney and Bill Kristol talked to some bigwigs over at Internet, who have finally agreed to publish KeepAmericaSafe.com! As soon as you can tear yourself away from Michael Steele’s A Man Got To Have A Code blog, your editor at Wonkette implores you to join us on a tour of this latest significant Republican contribution to the Internet. Never ever has there been so much torture in one place. Ha ha, this certainly is not true. But still! Wouldn’t you like to meet today’s Featured Gitmo Detainee? MORE »

“Fuck off and die,” Steele says, to the YouTube viral media star. No, just kidding, he invites him to Washington for a blowjob, because of math. MORE »