Tag: republicans

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.

Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican

Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Sean Spicer Super Sorry For Lying About British Spies, Guesses He Won’t Do It Again

Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!

Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!

Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!

What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!