Tag: republicans

Donald Trump Promises To Make Truckers Rich With Tax Cuts (If They Are Already Millionaires)

If they take enough Alex Jones Brand Trucker Speed, they will probably believe him!

GOP Congressman HATES Abortion, Except For Ladies He Bangs Behind His Wife’s Back

Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

How Many Ways Can One Trump Adviser Lie About Tax Cuts For The Rich? ALL OF THEM!

Lying millionaire lies about what?

Donald Trump Goes To Indiana, Lies Like CRAZY

Donald Trump has a broken brain. Guess that's not really news.

Trump’s New Tax ‘Plan’ Shakes Money Tree All Over Donald Trump! We Are Killed Of Shock!

Middle-class folks better not spend their $270 tax cut all in one place.
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won’t Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men

It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.

Open Thread: ‘Real World’ Republican Thrilled For Kid Rock To Join Congress And Oh God This Is The Darkest Timeline

How do we get back to the timeline where Buffy came to Sunnydale?

Dinesh D’Souza: Something About Racist Nazi Democrats, We Don’t Know, It’s Exhausting

Mom! Dinesh D'Souza's torturing the logic again!

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

Half Of Republicans Just Fine With It If Trump Cancels 2020 Election (Because Mexicans)

Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.