Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?
How is babby formed?
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!
Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night!