Tag: republicans

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GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get Poisoned

If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.
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Trey Gowdy Has A Black Friend

Baby steps, we guess!

It Would Appear Our Boy Conor Lamb Kicked That Republican Dork’s Ass

Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Panicking Conservatives Decide To ‘Whatever’ School Shootings, Pivot To Abortion

Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.

Paul Ryan Explains The True Benefits Of GOP Tax Cuts: A Buck Fitty

Few people try to connect with ordinary working folks like Paul Ryan. Fortunately.

Paul Nehlen Can’t See How Making ‘Jews Who Are Out To Get Me’ List Is So ‘Anti-Semitic’

The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.

Pssst, Senate Voting On Banning Your Abortions Tonight, Because Nothing Else Is Pressing, We Guess

It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.

GOP Senate Candidate Believes In A Woman’s Right To Make Him Dinner

Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!