Tag: republicans

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

North Carolina Republican Gov. Won’t Concede, May Continue Fight Well Into Trump’s Third Term

These darned voters keep gettng in the way of election results the Republicans in North Carolina prefer.

Some Gentle Advice For The Brave Men And Women Of The GOP

We have Ali Davis now. You will like her. Read up, sons!

Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
This election is going better than 2008, we think.

Let’s Celebrate Hillary Clinton’s Birthday, By Watching Her LOL At Donald Trump!

Let's see how Hillary Clinton is spending her 69th birthday!

Donald Trump Believes In Integrity Of American Elections Won By Donald Trump

Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!

Barack Obama Tells Donald Trump To Stop Being Such A Pussy About The Election

President Obama is pretty sure Donald Trump doesn't have what it takes to live in the White House.
Best friends.

Jesus Abandons Donald Trump

Big Christian magazines are condemning Trump and he's losing evangelical support, LOL!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.

Barack Obama Pretty Sure Dumb Ol’ Sarah Palin To Blame For Rise Of Donald Trump

Barry Bamz Obama did a very good interview with New York Magazine. Click here for the CliffsNotes version!