We don’t really have any comment on the Federal Prosecutor guy charged with actually trying to fuck a five-year-old girl. Said the assistant U.S. attorney from Florida: “I’ve done it plenty.” [Above The Law]

Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.

Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]

American hero and U.S. American Senator Larry Craig has a new ally in his brave battle to un-resign from the Senate and un-plead guilty to trying to get some dick in a public restroom. The American Land Rights Association has announced its support of Craig — one of the bravest, straightest men fighting for property rights in the Western United States — by calling for a boycott of Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. MORE »

It’s not an outrage that a Republican Senator was arrested in a public bathroom trying to fuck a male cop, it’s an outrage that the Main Stream Media is paying attention to this when the same amount of attention wasn’t given to the arrest of a retired gay pop singer in 1998. If not for a site called “NewsBusters” — which is “exposing and combating liberal media bias” — we may not have realized why U.S. Senator Larry Craig’s bathroom arrest should have no more media coverage than the arrest of George Michael, which apparently didn’t have exactly as much coverage as Larry Craig’s arrest, even though the first thing that anybody thinks when you say “arrested for cruising a bathroom” is “George Michael” … until this week, at least. MORE »

For what it’s worth, etc., we just got this statement. Nobody is sure when “Mountain Time” happens but it might be 4:30 p.m. Eastern Time. MORE »

Charlie Crist, America’s tragically forgotten in-the-closet Republican candidate, is reportedly still a big gay homosexual who won’t ‘fess up. MORE »