Tag: republican primary

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Washington State's primary Monday had two winners; Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Only one of them actually won any delegates, because Washington does things strangely.

Our weekly tour of the 2016 Senate races visits Georgia, where a political novice is running a longshot campaign to unseat a two-term Republican incumbent. Needless to say, it's a bit messier than that.

Oh look, it is another Super Tuesday, because all Tuesdays are Super when you get to engage in DEMOCRACY! Just kidding, Tuesday is the...

Where was THIS Jeb Bush during his oh so pathetic, not-even-sure-my-mom's-gonna-vote-for-me campaign?

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

It's time again to take a fond look back at some of the nuttier comments left for our enjoyment and edification in the last week.

Trump's favorite dirty trickster, Roger Stone, will just pop two of these beauties and see you in the morning. If Hillary Clinton doesn't MURDER HIM FIRST.

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

Donald Trump doesn't need to apologize to POWs, and doesn't regret his comments on John McCain, because regrets make him feel oogy.

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

Oh hey, and YAWN, but it's another Tuesday where there are a couple of widdle bitty primaries happening and ZZZZZZ we don't even know....

Also Heidi says the Ted Cruz campaign is just like the fight to end slavery, and now we are REALLY worried about her.

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