republican primary

WELCOME BACK OLD FRIEND  11:19 am March 7, 2012

Joe The Plumber May Become Congressman The Plumber

by Kaia Mursi

Before being a “job creator” was even a thing, Joe the Plumber bravely and famously confronted then-Senator Barack Obama to carp about problems from his made-up financial future as one of these as-yet unheard of “job creators.” Now this same angrily prescient heartland shaman is only months away from unfettered bitch session access to his [...]

LADIES WHO ARE LUNCHING  10:30 am March 6, 2012

Noted Empath Barbara Bush: Compromise Doesn’t ‘Rhyme With Rich’

by Kaia Mursi

The students at Southern Methodist University must have played a uniquely terrible prank on some crusty old dean, to be punished with an on-campus “daylong conference on the influence of the nation’s first ladies.” Only in Texas could this be considered not “cruel and unusual.” So let this be a liberal snob indoctrination to you, [...]

WAMP WAMP  12:01 pm July 26, 2010

One of Basil Marceaux’s Leading Opponents, Zach Wamp, Would Like To Secede Maybe

by Jack Stuef

Congressman Zach Wamp is locked in a three-way battle for the Republican nomination for Tennessee governor (though it will ultimately go to a fourth candidate, Basil Marceaux), and so to give himself an edge he has resorted to the best talking point ever (after traffic-stop slavery emancipation), hinting that he maybe would like to secede [...]


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