Tag: republican primary

America Heals Wounds By Agreeing That CNN’s Jeff Zucker Totally Sucks

Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

Guess Donald Trump Thinks Chicago Cubs Can Eff Right Off

To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.

TONIGHT! Ready To Watch Hillary Clinton Grind Donald Trump Down Into A Fine Dust?

Everything you never wanted to know about tonight's debate!

Donald Trump Doesn’t Want To Admit Refugees Because He’s A Racist, Dammit, A RACIST!

Is Trump really concerned about protecting Americans? Hahahaha, you are funny!

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.

Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Trump Talking About His Dick On TV Proves He’s Super Sane

Keith Ablow's penetrating analysis of Donald Trump's heroic cocktalk will have you questioning everything you learned in Psych 101.

New Democratic Ad Is Just People Reading Gross Breitbart Headlines, Because Breitbart Is Gross

What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!

Hey, Remember That Time Meghan McCain Begged Donald Trump For A Job?

The Meghan McCain of 2016 is taking her toys and going home or something, GRRRRR SHE IS MAD.
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.
He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Pretty Hot For Georgia Congressional Candidate Who Says He’d Shoot Cops

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.