Tag: republican national convention

Five Reasons We Made Up Why Greta Van Susteren Just Peaced Out Of Fox News

Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Scott Baio Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him For Loving Trump, HE DOESN’T CARE, SHUT UP!!!

How many times can Scott Baio say he doesn't care in one interview? A WHOLE MANY TIMES.
Ew gay.

Breitbart And Stupidest Man On Internet Can’t Stop Posting Fake-Ass Trump Rally Pictures

It's weird how all Trump rallies look like Cleveland Cavaliers celebrations.
Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Is George W. Bush In The Tank For Crooked Hillary Clinton? We Are Just Asking.

Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Hillary To Pantsuit All Over Philadelphia!

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Dame Peggy Noonington Believeth Ted Cruz Deserveth One Spanking Upon His Uncouth Bottom!

How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.

President Barry Bamz Obama Says He Didn’t Destroy America, But He WOULD Say That

President Obama also says he didn't have time to watch the RNC, due to "busy." What, was he on an important vacay or something?

Republicans Will Piss On Your Hat, Tell You It’s Raining, And You’d Better LOVE It

If the mental gymnastics executed at last night's Republican convention finale taught us anything at all about the kind of people who support Donald Trump, it would be these three things: 1. Their highest priority, above literally anything else they...
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Hillary Clinton Not All That Impressed With Donald Trump’s RNC Speech, How Odd

With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell!

Driving Out Of Cleveland With A Bullet In My Bumper: Wonkette’s RNC Reflections

No for real that happened, CLICK TO LEARN THE STORY.

Who Was That Caped Circus Lady What Stoled Our Hearts? Michelle Van Etten, That’s Who!

After several nights of this convention crap, our eyes and ears and general faces have somewhat glazed over. We are Instacarting vodka and occasionally just screaming "Oh god, these people are horrible! Why are they all so horrible?" into...

Rick Santorum As Purty IRL As He Is On The Television

Jonah Goldberg is in this bar right now but we haven't decided how to sexxxily start a conversation yet.

Ain’t No Dance Party Like An RNC Dance Party

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