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Doctor Ben Carson would like you all to know he is not one bit pleased about these murmurings that the GOP establishment is plotting...

Don't you just love the smell of Republican Civil War in the morning? Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing...

It turns out everyone's favorite closeted homosexual support group the Republican Party seems to have wanted Lady Gaga at last summer's Republican National Convention...

Sorry you can't be president Ron Paul! Also, sorry you didn't win enough states (any states, the Virgin Islands is not a state)...

Some good news on this, the first real night of the Republican National Convention: The Baltimore Orioles are beating the Chicago White Sox 6-0...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Mitt Romney's wife, Egg, had a dancey horse that was so good at prancing...

TAMPA -- Three glasses of a lovely New Zealand sauvignon blanc, one stone-cold $12 club sandwich, one missed opportunity for a picture with none...

25. Paul Ryan will poop his pants while giving a speech, it will be hella embarrassing. 24. A Florida alligator will eat Marco Rubio and...

Yargle bargle floop, word word word. LIMBAUGH: So we got a hurricane coming. The National Hurricane Center, which is a government agency, is very...

Hi what's this, that maybe-hurricane from yesterday is now probably an absolutely hurricane, which will hit Tampa Monday morning, and the city, which is...

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan's spending cuts,...

Everybody panic! Some dude at Examiner.com looked at a bunch of funny gifs of a maybe-hurricane and decided it might hit Tampa (and your...

HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will...

There is nothing more titillating than the possibility of spending a week with wingnut delegates and Mitt Romney in plastic neon boretown Tampa, Florida,...

Ooops. Yet another casualty of ALEC's constant hard-on for making sure you can sodomize yourself with your semi-automatic weapon is Tampa, Florida's effort to...

The 2012 Republican National Convention is going to be held in Tampa Bay! That must be the first nominating convention to ever be held...

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