Tag: republican national committee

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!

Lying GOP Liar Brags About How Anti-Tim-Kaine Ad Evokes Willie Horton, Then Denies It, Is Liar

Rarely is the question asked: Is our GOP advertisements learning?

Is It Time For The Press To STFU About Hillary Clinton’s Press Conferences?

SPOILER: The answer is yes.
Something about this guy inspires great Photoshops. Perpetrator unknown.

Trump Vows Vengeance On Mortal Enemies Paul Ryan, John McCain, Kelly Ayotte, That One Crying Baby

Donald Trump demonstrated his leadership of the Republican party by telling three senior Republicans seeking reelection that they were dead to him, you hear me, DEAD.
Bernie, you're such a cuck now

Donald Trump Poor LOL

The Donald Trump campaign has close to NO MONEYS on hand. How can this have happened to the businessman who wrote 'The Art Of The Deal'?

Mitt Romney Will Be GOP’s Sexxxy Knight In Shining Armor! Or Scott Walker! Or Somebody!

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Buzzfeed All Like ‘Ooooh We Have Ethics And Don’t Want Your Gross Trump Money’ Or Whatever

Wonkette will take all your lovely money, Reince Priebus. Give it to mama.

Gov. Nikki Haley Wishes Donald Trump Wouldn’t Act So Ugly To The Minorities, Bless His Heart

She doesn't think Trump or his supporters are actually racist or anything, heck no, why would you say that?

RNC’s Hispanic Media Relations Director Quits, Wonder Why!

We just can't imagine what might have led to this!

Black Chick Doesn’t Want To Tell Black Folks How Great GOP Is Anymore, For Some Reason

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of crap party, and that's why it lost the White House to the secret Kenyanesian Muslim...
Cowboy Bebop at his computer

At Least Nevada Wingnut Sharron Angle Didn’t Say She Is Nelson Mandela

Perennial Nevada looniebird Sharron Angle, who's pursuing another hilarious run for the U.S. Senate, would like us all to think about the coming metaphorical war for the soul of these United States, and whether we are prepared to fight...
He Declared Bankruptcy For Your Sins

Donald Trump Fires Pope For Being Bad At Jesus

Holy shots fired! Even New Pope Frank has some unchristian things to say about a certain candidate whose hat he definitely isn't wearing on his blessed head anytime soon: “A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not...

Donald Trump Might Have To Sue Ted Cruz For Being Lying Jerkhole, From Canada

You already knew Donald Trump is the world's greatest billionaire. And deal-maker. And author. And Christian. And, if elected, "the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency," according to his personal physician. He's also the world's greatest Republican presidential...

Donald Trump To Bomb The Sh*t Out Of RNC For Hurting His Feelings

Does anyone remember the olden days when we were all young, virginal and innocent, and no Serious Pundit in the world actually believed Donald Trump could get the GOP nomination for president? Awwww, nostalgia! Trump kept threatening to run...
The way we were.

Let’s Watch Donald Trump Deport Ted Cruz On Live TV! Your Republican Debate Preview.

It's time for another Republican debate, aren't you sexcited? Of course you aren't, because there's a Republican debate EVERY GODDAMNED DAY NOW, it seems. There are still 1,067,88leventy86 candidates who still haven't had the good sense to euthanize their...