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Posts Tagged ‘republican family values’

Meet The Nice Wife McCain Dumped For Cindy

Monday, June 9th, 2008

John McCain is such a maverick that nobody believes he’s really a Republican, but in the “abandoning your ailing wife for a new young wife” department, McCain is 100% GOP. We will hear lots more about Carol McCain, the swimsuit model Walnuts married when Barack Obama was almost four years old and divorced when Barack Obama was still in high school! But will we see more of her? This is the only known picture of John and Carol.


If Your Gay Boyfriend’s Married To A Woman, It Means You’re Not Gay!

Monday, September 24th, 2007

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A - WonketteThis Craigslist ad is so dull and bureaucratic that it might just be the real deal. Sadly, he’s smart enough to only solicit other “members” of Congress, so the outing potential is severely limited. MORE »