Tag: republican family values

Joe Walsh Heroically Sues Ex-Wife Over Child Support Case

Let us sum up teabagger barbie Joe Walsh's congressional accomplishments to date, because it's an easy one: nothing. Joe Walsh is mostly the "if serial deadbeat Christine O'Donnell were actually elected" alternate universe equivalent of someone who miraculously got a...

Indiana GOP Lawmaker Trolls Craigslist Ads For… (You Can Guess)

Indiana state Rep. Phillip Hinkle has never read the news, or the Internet, or the writing on the wall that overwhelmingly suggests, "If you are a Republican lawmaker picking up gay hookers on Craigslist, you will be caught, naked...

Rick Santorum Cancels His Family’s Summer So They Can Campaign For Him

Rick Santorum is dragging his sizable brood to go live in Iowa for the rest of the summer and run his campaign, because "children are free labor." Why else would God have given Rick seven kids? God is more...

Wife of Adulterous WI Senator/Union Breaker Joins Recall Against Him

One of Scott Walker's top orcs in the union-busting thuggery, Republican Randy Hopper, was thrown out by his wife and is now shacked up in Madison with a 25-year-old right-wing lobbyist who (of course) formerly worked with Hopper as...

Meet The Nice Wife McCain Dumped For Cindy

John McCain is such a maverick that nobody believes he's really a Republican, but in the "abandoning your ailing wife for a new young wife" department, McCain is 100% GOP. We will hear lots more about Carol McCain, the...