Tag: reproductive rights

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!

Panicking Conservatives Decide To ‘Whatever’ School Shootings, Pivot To Abortion

Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.

David Brooks’s Abortion Column Should Have Been Aborted

David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.

Wanna Have Hilarious Movie Night With Sarah Silverman And Lizz Winstead TONIGHT? You Do? Click Here!

Come watch a HILARIOUS COMEDY SHOW for a good cause! Fuck it, they're doing it live! One night only!

Pssst, Senate Voting On Banning Your Abortions Tonight, Because Nothing Else Is Pressing, We Guess

It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.

Christian Figures Out Why Women Get Sexually Harassed. Surprise, It Is Abortion!

Here, we found you an idiot for Christmas!

Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won’t Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men

It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! A Conversation With Lizz Winstead About Lady Parts Justice And Vagical Mysteries!

Do You Like LADYPARTS And JUSTICE And VAGINAS And MYSTERY? Then Click Here Right Now!

Walgreens Pharmacist Too Holy To Do His Job

Oh look, another pharmacist with SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
fetuses do not work that way!

Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way

Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.

When Texas Senator Tells Little Lady To Shut Her Mouth, She’ll Shut Her Fucking Mouth, Ya Hear?

When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.

Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D

Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.

Silly Paul Ryan ‘Dabs’ While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans

Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.

Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D

Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.

Sad Man Asks Why Won’t Democrats Just Hate Gays And Bortions More? We Answer! (BOY DO WE ANSWER)

Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.